Shaun Goater when he went on international duty and came back without his eyes!
He went again and came back with the eye for goal we were missing.
Ronnie Moore. Not with us, no complaints there but Cardiff City fans started wearing badges saying, "I saw Ronnie Moore score." They must have been sick at those he banged in for us.
John Galley hat-trick on his debut for the Millers against Coventry City away.
John Galley left the Millers, signed for Bristol City, scored a hat-trick on his debut.
Mark Druce(?) we had him on loan and he looked good and scored a couple, after we signed him he was dire...............
Gilbert Bos anyone?