Ask Red John

[neilthedon]

RJ is not from these parts. So even he may struggle with this conundrum.

The nation awaits.

Here's a thing . Thiscan be considered without all our own opinions , if we look at the financial facts ?

If a double supper includes double chips innaw , then dies the gadgie man erely charge you the price of two regular supers ?

As , surely the actual existence of a "double". would mean the double is marginally cheaper than two singles ?

Overthinking this one , me ?!!

[RED_JOHN]

Only one way to solve this quandary!

RJ - is a double (insert main here) supper two of applicable main + one chips, or two mains and two chips?

You lot must get miserable portions up there if you are needing double suppers!

To answer the question… a double would consist of extra chips and another main item.

[donsdaft]

No no no no no to the extra chips.

We're going to have to field test this.

Photographic evidence needed.

[WhenTattieFlooredChas]

No no no no no to the extra chips.

We're going to have to field test this.

Photographic evidence needed.

RJ, get yourself up to a chipper and get us a final, definitive answer.

[nice1simmy]

No no no no no to the extra chips.

We're going to have to field test this.

Photographic evidence needed.

Correct DD.
A Double Supper is Double the puddings,King Rib (Fitever your choice is) but only ONE CHIPS!!

[Mason89]

Absolutely

I was in Largs once and ordered a black pudding supper.
It came with 2 black puddings.
Normal size, not little ones or anything.

So, if I orderrd a double black pudding supper from there would I get chips and 4 black puddings?

You would get the same order. It’s just the person behind the counter would think you’re a slack jawed yokel.

You can’t double up orders on chippy suppers that already come in twos.

[donsdaft]

You're not allowed an opinion on this subject until you learn to say chipper properly.

[Mason89]

You're not allowed an opinion on this subject until you learn to say chipper properly.

Calling it a chipper is another thing that’ll have them in stitches

[NaeMairNeeps]

The maist disturbin thing aboot the word 'Chippie' when used to 'define' a chip shop, is that it sounds like it was invented by a fkn Scouser. Jist run it ower in yer mind and imagin' it voiced by Barry or Sinbad fae fkn Brookside ... and ye'll never want tae say it again

[57vintage]

Correct DD.
A Double Supper is Double the puddings,King Rib (Fitever your choice is) but only ONE CHIPS!!

^^^^THIS^^^^

From a chipper, naturally.

There’s some sort of problem with the site with its allowing access by deviants, weirdos, and wrong ‘uns. Get the socket set out, Sibo - entryist shenanigans are afoot.

I blame social media.

And Thatcher, obviously.

John Inglis is still in the frame too, the useless dick.