...but this is surely is one of the daftest ever

I've just visited my lovely Mum who sadly, is back in RDGH. Whilst sat with her I asked what the water and white sediment was in her plastic cup. She told me it was a laxative mixture. Anyway suffice to say we sat chatting for some time.

I had already placed my Costa drink on her table so easy to reach. Having been there a couple of hours and feeling the heat on the ward, I was feeling rather parched. Without thinking I just naturally picked up the nearest plastic cup filled with water in order to quench my first.

I was halfway down the drink when my Mum shouted out to stop! I asked what was wrong then she told me I'd drunk her Picolax laxative drink. Now for anyone who has ever drank Picolax, you'll know it has a swift outcome. I gave my Mum a kiss goodbye on the forehead and beat a hasty retreat to my car.

I drove home, albeit over the speed limit, as I could feel something happening. I parked the car up got in the house and made a Usain Bolt dash to the bathroom.....and I just made it in time!

There's daft and downright silly and this has to be at the top of my all time mishaps, funny I know as my Wife, Daughter and Sister have laughed and laughed at my predicament. Have to agree I'm broadly smiling whilst I type this up

Anyone else got any daft stories/predicaments they can relate to?