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    Best Footy Chant…

    I will start…but there are rules… no f00k1n wheelbarrows 🤨

    “Is this a Library”… 🤷*♂️

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    I always liked the David Beckham “do you take her up the Arse……nal” from a few years back. And ‘we can see you sneaking out”.

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    Barnsley v Dale (I think)

    He's got a plant pot on his head!
    He's got a plant pot on his head!

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    Quote Originally Posted by griff View Post
    And ‘we can see you sneaking out”.
    Along the same lines... Has there been a fire drill?

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    Old style Christmas chant...

    Away in a manger
    No crib for a bed
    The little Lord Jesus
    Looked up and said...

    We hate Forest and we hate Forest
    We hate Forest and we hate Forest
    We are the Forest haters

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    Your mother is your sister
    Your father is your brother
    You like to f­uck each other
    The Mansfield family

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    I'm a b*stard,
    I'm a b*stard,
    I'm a b*stard yes I am,
    But I'd rather be a b*stard,
    Than a f*cking Bury fan...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncey View Post
    Along the same lines... Has there been a fire drill?
    Not at Bradford though…..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncey View Post
    Barnsley v Dale (I think)

    He's got a plant pot on his head!
    He's got a plant pot on his head!
    If you mean Ivan Toney wasn’t it?

    He’s got a bog brush on his head

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    Think it was Jason Lee who used to get.
    "He's got a Pineapple on his head".

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