Michael Parkinson

[Chauncey]

Good point,always wanted a night out in Nottingham when i was a ****ager as i heard the female population far outnubered the male or was it made up by the Nottingham tourist board ?

You stay exactly right where you are Romeo,it’s hard enough to pull when you are 60 as it is without Cumbrias own George Clooney popping up reeking of expensive aftershave as well

[Chauncey]

They are showing a rerun of the interview that Parky did with George Micheal next week,I missed it the first time so I will record that

[Blackdogblue]

Good point,always wanted a night out in Nottingham when i was a ****ager as i heard the female population far outnubered the male or was it made up by the Nottingham tourist board ?

I was in Nottingham last year, stayed at the Hilton (get a good corperate discount) as went Download with my daughter. As much as it pains me… the town centre was really nice

[Chauncey]

I was in Nottingham last year, stayed at the Hilton (get a good corperate discount) as went Download with my daughter. As much as it pains me… the town centre was really nice

Why didn’t you say,we could have met up for a pint

[Blackdogblue]

Why didn’t you say,we could have met up for a pint

Hmmm… your as tight as two coats of paint so an excuse would have come out..

[Chauncey]

Hmmm… your as tight as two coats of paint so an excuse would have come out..

But if you was paying I would have beaten you to the pub 🍻

[yoonited]

Why didn’t you say,we could have met up for a pint

Chalky. You're a huge disappointment. You were offered a pint in The Crossings next Saturday and a nice meal afterwards, but you decided to reject our generous hospitality. We've had a discussion about this and we've decided that we won't allow the marrow to be going to waste, so we're sticking to our plans for it and we'll be coming down to find you.

[Chauncey]

Bloody hell,I hope that’s a close up of the marrow and in reality it’s a lot smaller

It doesn’t seem fair for you to drive all the way down to Nottingham so I’m willing to meet you half way somewhere near Manchester,i will relay the name of the pub nearer the time but you will recognise me because I will have my spaniel with me and people tell me that I look like Phil Taylor the darts player,to make it exciting could you take me by suprise and ignore my pleads for help as I will be playing out a fantasy role,the bigger the marrow the better

[griff]

Blimey, I grow courgettes bigger than that.

[yoonited]

Blimey, I grow courgettes bigger than that.

So does everybody within 20 miles of Sellafield.