Quote Originally Posted by DonUnder View Post
I saw a bloke carrying a long pole.

"Oh are you a pole vaulter?"

No I'm German but how did you know my name was 'Valter?" ©DonUnder senior 1972
Quote Originally Posted by dons8321 View Post
Chic Murray!
Are you guys trying to tell me that my auld man didn't make up that joke?