A Little List....

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I often wonder how much they spend on their hair, I could do a better job with a basin and a pair of kitchen scissors than some of these lads must be spending fortunes on.

Laura Ashley reigns supreme...

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[outwoodclaret]

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
The footballers in their PJ’s
And the ones who dress like DJ’s
The posers in their flash garms
Who overate their own charms
I’ve got em’ on my list
And they’ll none of them be missed.
So if you think of any others
Who behave like stroppy mothers
You can add them to the list
And they’ll surely not be missed!

(with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan).

[The Bedlington Terrier]

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
The footballers in their PJ’s
And the ones who dress like DJ’s
The posers in their flash garms
Who overate their own charms
I’ve got em’ on my list
And they’ll none of them be missed.
So if you think of any others
Who behave like stroppy mothers
You can add them to the list
And they’ll surely not be missed!

(with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan).

I'm having this Sir Outwood. Brilliant!

[Supersub6]

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
The footballers in their PJ’s
And the ones who dress like DJ’s
The posers in their flash garms
Who overate their own charms
I’ve got em’ on my list
And they’ll none of them be missed.
So if you think of any others
Who behave like stroppy mothers
You can add them to the list
And they’ll surely not be missed!

(with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan).

A very much parodied song, outwood, and you have done it proud. The genius if G&S in days gone by is still apprecaited by many and I, as a musician, should Koko.

[wmdave_b]

Brilliant, but back on topic, Rahim Sterling - cheat extraordinaire

[sinkov]

Brilliant, but back on topic, Rahim Sterling - cheat extraordinaire

Funny you should mention Sterling Dave, I was just about to add his name to my list as well. I've never really liked him, but he was playing so well earlier in the season that I was thinking I might be wrong about him, then on Sunday, that appalling miss against Wolves, with two team mates alongside him waiting to tap the ball into an empty net cost Chelsea the game, and I realised he hadn't changed at all, so onto my list he goes as well.

[sinkov]

I rest my case.

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Slightly off topic but in a similar vein, I've seen footage of Lewis Hamilton turning up for F1 race meeting, he often looks like someone who's just escaped from a lunatic asylum.

[ClaretinBudapest]

Slightly off topic but in a similar vein, I've seen footage of Lewis Hamilton turning up for F1 race meeting, he often looks like someone who's just escaped from a lunatic asylum.

Dont get me started on Lulu Sinkov.The man has single handedly turned F1 into another woke farce.He swans around the paddock like he is on a catwalk with his feckin blond assistant holding his hand everywhere.I am convinced he is a brown hatter.

[sinkov]

Last night reminded me of another who should be on my list. Somehow managed to overlook him on my original list but Richarlison goes on it as well, what an expensive ornament at £60 million that lad is turning out to be for Spurs.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Last night reminded me of another who should be on my list. Somehow managed to overlook him on my original list but Richarlison goes on it as well, what an expensive ornament at £60 million that lad is turning out to be for Spurs.

A sulking tw@t of the highest order mon ami. I cannot abide the bloke. It's worrying me that I missed him in the first place.