My friend said I should sharpen my blunt pencil. I couldn't see the point.
Think we could all do with a bit of a larf ...
My 'starter for ten'
Went to buy a pair of camouflage trousers yesterday - couldn't find any anywhere
My friend said I should sharpen my blunt pencil. I couldn't see the point.
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline, she hit the ceiling!!
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A bin lorry!
My mate was hit by a steam train whilst train spotting, chuffed to death he was.
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions....I do!
If you see a 'spaceman' - Take it, Man !!
People are shocked when they realise how bad an electrician I am .