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Thread: One liners

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    One liners

    Think we could all do with a bit of a larf ...

    My 'starter for ten'

    Went to buy a pair of camouflage trousers yesterday - couldn't find any anywhere

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    My friend said I should sharpen my blunt pencil. I couldn't see the point.

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    My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline, she hit the ceiling!!

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    What has 4 wheels and flies?

    A bin lorry!

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    My mate was hit by a steam train whilst train spotting, chuffed to death he was.

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    Have you heard the one about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse

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    Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions....I do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terrierstan View Post
    My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline, she hit the ceiling!!
    Reminded me of an Irishman I knew, who was 'bouncing off the walls' - Rick O'Shea

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    If you see a 'spaceman' - Take it, Man !!

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    People are shocked when they realise how bad an electrician I am .

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