FAO Army, Will, CiB

[army88]

The two Bobbies were surprisingly transparent during my interview mon ami. The "discovery" was not down to any aggrieved person dobbing me in, it was discovered by a specialist IT policeman who is dedicated to rooting out malicious hate male in football related social media.

It reminded me of the books I have read about the "Witch Finder General". They will just keep on looking until they find a witch.

It was really quite scary for me to personally discover that Orwellian Britain is here and operating in full investigative mode.

In fairness to the two policemen who interviewed me they really are only doing a job & work under instructions and in all seriousness anyone (and I do mean anyone) should self-edit any posts they intend to place on social media.

And under no circumstance mention the word black linked to any pejorative noun or adjective or I seriously can inform them the anti-racist squad will descend upon their house.

One last thing, I was told in no uncertain terms that if someone posts any opinion, statement or wording that one single person is offended by an investigation will be launched. PC Britain is alive and kicking.

Tread carefully fellow members because I can assure you, we are all under constant monitoring & surveillance 24/7.

The Spanish have a great word for it - miedo. From now on self editing will be my watchword and if on the extremely unusual occasion any poster on here gets anywhere near to crossing the line I will remove the post and send an immediate explanation in a personal message.

Miedo - indeed.

Meanwhile - whilst interviewing you re a barbecue and it’s colour

Women were being raped - drugs were being sold and killing people and stabbings were happening - as long as the nice policeman have the priorities right.

Why Britain trembles

[army88]

SD & Billy Mercer would have provided the coaching ability for the team to protect young Jimmy.

Sadly, Jackson, Bellamy and Kompany do not have the desired nous to instruct Trafford to stay out of no-mans land or not to come to the half way line and get lobbed from 40 yards by Billings or the Portuguese dude in July.

Does anyone know who our goalkeeping coach is by the way?

Think of the prefect weighted pass from Vitinho BT and then blame Trafford

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Think of the prefect weighted pass from Vitinho BT and then blame Trafford

I just think he is too vulnerable from set pieces and VK needs to address it.