Why NEWCASTLE, the world's RICHEST CLUB can't spend a cracker !!!!

[ex_pat_magpie]

Nah, that's what Mackems do.

They not only get relegated, they do it in style, when predicting they will be out of the fizzy first attempt.

True to their word they got themselves dumped down to the third tier, equivalent to the third north division where the old Gateshead club used to reside.

Laugh, , you couldn't make it up even if you were a comedian's script writer. Carry on with your dreams Blunderland.

[Sclox]

I don't think the pink seat shiiters have experienced a win this year, have they

[ex_pat_magpie]

I don't think the pink seat shiiters have experienced a win this year, have they

I doubt they will win this Saturday either. They are at home to the Mighty Stoke City.

[theyear2000]

hows the transfer window going?

[ex_pat_magpie]

hows the transfer window going?

One transfer of ours could buy your whole, entire, ground players and staff club ground, lock stock and barrel.

[theyear2000]

One transfer of ours could buy your whole, entire, ground players and staff club ground, lock stock and barrel.

You'd be better putting our main stand in your defence.

[Kal]

It's pink.

[theyear2000]

It's pink.

Still stronger than your back line.

[Kal]

And you couldn't penetrate it. Soft c0cks.

[theyear2000]

we'll get our chance. Beal will pick his spot and you'll all be covered in spiders.