Next manager

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Unfortunately, I would say it’s highly unlikely any manager with a half decent reputation would be remotely interested in coming to us.

The standard of manager we could attract just now would be someone who has had the sack more times than someone called Sacky McSackalot who works in a sack factory on the production line making sacks but keeps messing up and ending up with a pile of sacks on him and then gets sacked, moves to another sack factory…..and so on and so on.

Whilst I agree with what you’re saying what about we just list diddy managers who will most likely get the Aberdeen job once Robson gets the bullet.

I will start the names…anyone feel free to add

Alex Neil

(This could be a bottle of wine competition….names must be listed before Robson gets sacked though)