Poker joke

[sinkov]

A guy walks into a bar and notices three men and a dog playing poker. The dog is playing beautifully. 'That's a very smart dog', the man says. 'Not really', says one of the players, 'Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.'

[kritichris]

A guy walks into a bar and notices three men and a dog playing poker. The dog is playing beautifully. 'That's a very smart dog', the man says. 'Not really', says one of the players, 'Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.'

I bet you told that with a straight face (pun intended).

[Tap in MN]

A gorilla walks into a pub, "Pint please landlord". Landlord, on the make "10 pound please". After a short pause, "you know we don't get many gorillas in here". Gorilla "No bloody wonder with beer at that price.

Best I can do right now.

[Len Bury]

Local football match.
One team is a man short.
Captain of that team informs the ref and explains the missing player is on leave from the RAF and will be 10 minutes late for the game.
The Ref says OK, you can start the match with a man short, but as soon as the player arrives notify me and he can enter the pitch.
10 minutes into the match an aircraft flies over the pitch and a man is seen parachuting down and lands on the centre circle.
The Ref approaches the man, yellow cards him and then red cards him ....... Why ?.....

[Len Bury]

Answer......
He was Yellow carded for entering the field of play without permission...
Red Carded for Discent(dissent).... Oh Well, I'll get me coat.....

[sinkov]

I'm glad you put the answer up Len, that was way above my pay grade.