Driving Theory Test

[Blackdogblue]

My boy who is 17 & taking driving lessons took his theory test today.. it’s in 2 parts..

He failed by 3 points is stage 1 & passed the 2nd…

I have tried to show him how it’s done after 40 years of driving…

Test 1.. Failed
Test 2.. Failed

So did Chalky

WdeF.. 🤷*♂️..

Chalky & I have a gentleman’s bet… I go each per day, time & date stamped who will pass first & need both sections to win…

This may be the new Wordle.. no cheating, no looking at the Highway Code.. just honesty & fun…

https://www.gov.uk/take-practice-theory-test

[chaincey.ncfc]

I got 41/50 and will give it another go tomorrow

[chaincey.ncfc]

Chalky & I have a gentleman’s bet… I go each per day, time & date stamped who will pass first & need both sections to win…

I’m only doing the first part of the theory again,I CBA looking out for cars coming out of side roads again

[griff]

45/50 and a pass for me. Piece of piss. Hand in your driving licences NOW (as the cyclists would say)

[howoldboy]

45/50 and a pass for me. Piece of piss. Hand in your driving licences NOW (as the cyclists would say)

Were there any questions about driving to Barnard Castle to test your eyesight?

[griff]

No. Just all common sense tbf. I’ve been to Barnard Castle. It was quite nice.

Went up to British Camp today. That was nice too.

[howoldboy]

No. Just all common sense tbf. I’ve been to Barnard Castle. It was quite nice.

Went up to British Camp today. That was nice too.

"The word camp to an indigenous native of Great Britain simply means, that a man is flamboyant, wears colourful clothes, expresses himself in an effeminate manor, and is well up there on the gaydar detector. Think John Inman, or Larry Grayson. John Inman, is the epitome of the word camp"

A couple of months down south and he's already into camp.

I feared this might happen.

[chaincey.ncfc]

Wasn’t he going on about his new mate Tarquin and drinking chilled Sancerre on another thread?

He’s sounds a bit different from the Mick,Dave and Bill that he left behind in Cumbria,just saying like but it does make you think?

Head back up north griffy and no more will be said about this unfortunate incident,it’s the southern air down there

I feel sorry for his mrs,I bet that she doesn’t know which way to turn

[chaincey.ncfc]

I got 41/50 and will give it another go tomorrow

I got chuffing 40/50 on my retest,it’s a fix and stupid

[griff]

Gits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Camp

…and with my knee.