Ot vets rip off.

[clarkey1974]

I had a pet sheep, took it for a walk when I went to Aldi shopping. When I came out of the supermarket some ******* had chopped its legs off

Yeah I was there, I saw someone walk off looking abit sheepish..

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Think I posted about eating a leg of lamb before.
Staff sergeant put a whole leg of lamb on tray, gave me 3slices. I was looking like Oliver twist and said.
I could eat that myself.
He put the whole leg on my plate and said .
Leave one scrap and I will hang you up with the rest of the meat.
Gravy and mint sauce, pissed it.

Finished it off with a waffer theen meent

[crashbang]

No smarty, sponge and custard, and a round of applause.