Yes indeed, and i want you to take part, in a mass sort of way, a ritual, a prayer, voodoo, its all the same thing. Heres what i want you to do, i shall be doing the same. Firstly i want you to feel the feeling of Wycombe beating United, not in the future, but NOW, that it has already happened.

At 7-45 tomorrow, in your minds eye, you are to watch Wycombe winning, see the goals scored etc.

Feel the feeling of succeess, the triumph.

I shall be doing the same, lets see what happens, and we shall do it again on saturday. The result will be the relegation of United. The Universe is more than we think.

You will of course refuse, not because of any other reason but for me asking, your narcissism shining through. Defeat that impulse, that evil, and do as your told, do it well. I am your commander, your contact with something greater.