Shagged this Bird tonight

[tartanscone1314]

I always fancied a go at her , Shes engaged tae some guy oan the rigs who left last night ...I new ma luck was in .


Black Sussies wae a big coat oan


Knee Trembler Loyal B)

[tartanscone1314]

I mean ive known her for years since she was a wean .


You never know when a chance will arrive , But Neerday is always top of the Radar .

[tartanscone1314]

Her mans a big phucker ...but you cannae whack Neerday for yer snasims , they are Gagging .

[DannyBhoy]

Did you shag her outside the club, Scone?

Or in the pub toilets?

[gersforme]

well done scone, nothing like emptying yer baws

[tartanscone1314]

Here its taking years of planning , it wusnae just a quick rattle in the side barn next tae the club .

[tartanscone1314]

Her man , if im truth tae be hneld is a sack .


He is a lump of wood , but she was always lovely looking , but in a haggert way noo , but she is still noo bad , no somewan you wid go oot wae but , i dont know shes some body , but still a shag if you shag something aboot 39 -40 .


Hes a big lump of wood , but but truth tae tell he wid boot ma haw maws :s


But thats no gonnae happen

[DannyBhoy]

Why was she walking about with sussies and a long coat on? Was she not freezing?

[gersforme]

danny, i fear youre still wondering if this is the original scone? :blue:

[tartanscone1314]

Why was she walking about with sussies and a long coat on? Was she not freezing?


I never told her tae wear them .

[DannyBhoy]

danny, i fear youre still wondering if this is the original scone? :blue:

Why? :D

Was just wondering why the wummin was walking about in the middle of December with sussies and a coat on. :D

[gersforme]

i've got the tunes on danny ;D

a red white and blue..and orange 14 :D

[DannyBhoy]

Never far from the surface with you.

Even at New Year. :blue:

[gersforme]

nothing wrong with celebrating your culture, i have nothing against republican marches


each to their own

[DannyBhoy]

Awk I'm only winding you up. XD

So her brother lamped you and you left the party in disgrace?

[gersforme]

no mate, i played it cool, i phucking hate him thought, i dont say that about a lot of people, what an obnoxious basturd, he is a partick thistle fan he says, in an ideal world kvnts like him would be born as sellik season ticket holders

[DannyBhoy]

What did you get for a munch?

I went out and seen who had to be seen at tea time, but got the chance of a run up the road the back of 12 so took it.

[gersforme]

it was steak pie, totties and some other shoite , i dont each much mate, im think as a phucking rake :blue:

[gersforme]

thin i mean

sorry. im half pished

[DannyBhoy]

You always struck me as a wee baldy guy, a bit like this...

http://i39.tinypic.com/2eci646.jpg

Rather than...

http://i42.tinypic.com/2q15kkm.jpg

:D

Home made steak pie, I hope? If they're posh then I suspect it may be.

[gersforme]

i really dont find online postulations funny ya filthy mhanky basturd :(

[DannyBhoy]

Aw cheer up ya bender. >:(

There's bluek on, he must have pished the bed.

[gersforme]

bluek is a really nice guy, and i don't appreciate you insulting him ya mhanky basturd

[DannyBhoy]

bluek is one of the better posters on here and if I'm ever unfortunate to find myself in EK again I would give him a shout to buy him a pint, and I'm sure he'll appreciate my humour.

I think he has problems posting when he's on his phone, though. :blue:

[gersforme]

don't insult my mate again, banter's one thing but i wont abide sectarianism, ya phucking bucky ridden gallowgate tramp XD

[DannyBhoy]

You're one of this boards most bigoted people, that's why you call other people suchs, to deflect away from yourself. I know your game though, the filthy stench of putrid sectarianism emanates from your every post. Like I said, never far from the surface.

:blue:

[gersforme]

danny, i am certainly not a bigot, i do not discriminate, i don't mind people supporting a cause or having a faith, even if i don't share it, i know in the end, before god i will be proved right , so phuck you >:(

[DannyBhoy]

The only God you have comes in the shape of a 1L Gnlenfiddich bottle. :D

[gersforme]

sometimes, you just know how to hurt me :blue:

[DannyBhoy]

Truth hurts, pal, truth hurts. :blue:

My spelling of Glenfiddich could have been a bit better, though.

[gersforme]

just... give me some time alone...

[DannyBhoy]

XD XD XD

Alone with your thoughts and a bottle of whisky. :D

[gersforme]

im watching some republican parades on youtube

in all sincerity

fascinating

[tartanscone1314]

I was just oot wae Big Al ...Hes just Straddled some Straggler ...it was dark , i dont know if its a wimmin or a guy , he phuckin annoys me when he does that >:)

[DannyBhoy]

What ones, gers? :?

So that's the two of you got your end away this year already, Scone? Impressive stuff. B)