Death City Arizona

[tartanscone1314]

I`m in the Dug hoose , went oot a walk wae Big Al and fed the goldfish .


Mrs Sconemeister has already phucked aff and its only 9am , looks as if the Ducks Aff :(

[Mook1]

What's your Goldfish called?

[DannyBhoy]

What's your Goldfish called?

I believe there's two, Mook. Cooper and Gazza.

XD XD

[Mook1]

I got up to let the cat oot and cannae get back to sleep.

I've got a Goldfish in Hawick called Ludwig that's been alive for 17yrs.

[DannyBhoy]

Have a couple of rolls and bacon and a can of lager and see how you go.

[Mook1]

Have a couple of rolls and bacon and a can of lager and see how you go.

Good shout, might be struggling to get bacon rolls though.

[DannyBhoy]

Substitute them for another two cans of lager then.

[Mook1]

Substitute them for another two cans of lager then.

An even better shout, there's Strongbow and Brandy so they'll have to do :D

[DannyBhoy]

Strongbow, go with the Strongbow. Brandy at this time will only lead to stupidness. XD

[Mook1]

Strongbow, go with the Strongbow. Brandy at this time will only lead to stupidness. XD

Stupidness is my middle :D

Aye, Strongbow it is, happy new year anyway.

[tartanscone1314]

Ive got Gazza and Mr McPhail left oan the Goldfish front .


Its calmed doon a bit noo , she says shes bringing her thick pals back tonight for a shindig ...I cannae really tell them tae shut up when the darts is oan .


Im Non Stick ...I told you that B)

[Mook1]

It's the non stick frying pan you need to watch oot for :D

[tartanscone1314]

It's the non stick frying pan you need to watch oot for :D



No chance of that my friend , i will be extra cattled by then and lying in ma double duck quilt duvet watching the darts wae Big Al before her thick pals cross the threshold

[DannyBhoy]

What you going to have for your dinner now that the duck is oot the windae?

[tartanscone1314]

What you going to have for your dinner now that the duck is oot the windae?


Ive still got plenty of the Indian Scran , i ordered it oan Just Eat oan the Internet and said i loved there food and wished them a Happy New Year .


The Phuckers honestly me a mountain of Scran .

[DannyBhoy]

How is the chicken tikka nachos? I've had a look out for them but can't see them. :(