ClaretMadders as animals

[ablueclaret]

A few of my visualisations

Claretspice a wise old owl
BigDave a bison
Dande a tarantula
Crusty a playful lamb
Ironing Board an adder
Dibranchio a chinchilla
fatboy a wild boar
bodge a dormouse
redbeard an armadillo
atheist a termite
sidney a camel
spades a cheshire cat
lotty a porcupine
royboy a llama
hampstead an afghan
enola an eagle

[joe14]

Have you no life?

[ablueclaret]

Never sure what that means Joe, please explain.

[TuftyBeamish]

I've always had you down as a gruff old badger, Ablue.

[joe14]

If I had time mate I'd explain... Turf Moor bound ;D

[ablueclaret]

That's weird tufty I always see you as moldy warp, you fancy extermination might soon be my lot eh !!

My wife always says I'm like a caged tiger.

[DiBranchio]

Mrs DiB always says I'm a bit of an animal, though she reckons I'm a Stallion.
Can't think what she means by that. B)

[ablueclaret]

She's obviously thinking of putting you out to stud Branchio

[spadesclaret]

Tufty is a gorilla - king of all he surveys.

DiBranchio is a meerkat - he makes me laugh.

HolyCustard is a teddy bear - cuddly.

minniemouth is a Labrador - friendly to all.

Hampstead is a wolf in sheep's clothing - nice as ninepence till he suddenly turns and snaps your head off.

[lefttit]

Abc = a c0ck

[TuftyBeamish]

I'm more Orangutan than Silverback these days, Your Maj.

[Turfmoorspirit]

A few of my visualisations

Claretspice a wise old owl
BigDave a bison
Dande a tarantula
Crusty a playful lamb
Ironing Board an adder
Dibranchio a chinchilla
fatboy a wild boar
bodge a dormouse
redbeard an armadillo
atheist a termite
sidney a camel
spades a cheshire cat
lotty a porcupine
royboy a llama
hampstead an afghan
enola an eagle Claret c0cknose Tony = Snake.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Who regurgitated this? Lol! :D

Whatever happened to ABC? Honestly, I thought he was nuts! :)

[CaspertheClaret]

go on the fugee site and he is still going strong.

[Altobelli]

What did you regurgitate that sh!te for Spirit ?

Out of those there is only Royboy and maybe one other worth a toss.

[outwoodclaret]

We do not need a patronus but we should have a Wetherspoons. Make it so.

[oldcolner]

TEC has to be a Terrier but what sort?
Long or short legged, hunting or toy
I'll go for Toy. Not a Pit Bull.