Holly Willoughby.

[tartanscone1314]

Shes got it all , shes not nearly as nice looking as Audrey Hepburn or Grace Kelly .


Shes just lovely :heart:

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

She's becoming a pain in the hole. Every time I turn the telly oan these days her gormless coupon is staring back at me. Greedy basturt should give somebody else some air time although funnily enough her man is an ITV producer. Handy that.

[Mook1]

She's becoming a pain in the hole. Every time I turn the telly oan these days her gormless coupon is staring back at me. Greedy basturt should give somebody else some air time although funnily enough her man is an ITV producer. Handy that.

Gay.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

She's becoming a pain in the hole. Every time I turn the telly oan these days her gormless coupon is staring back at me. Greedy basturt should give somebody else some air time although funnily enough her man is an ITV producer. Handy that.

Gay.[/quote]

A retort a primary 5 would be proud of. :D

[tartanscone1314]

Id love tae shag her over the washing machine .

[Mook1]

It was still massively gay.

[DannyBhoy]

Id love tae shag her over the washing machine .

Would you?

You've never mentioned it. :D

[DeeMo]

She is lovely but Kelly Brook is far superior :D

[tartanscone1314]

I dont honestly see a problem wae that :?



I widnae even think of bending Audrey Hepburn over me Beko Washing machine .


She total Class ...Without a doubt the nicest looking woman ive ever seen , and she was a nice person .


No woman comes close apart fae Grace Kelly and Doris Day .

[tartanscone1314]

She is lovely but Kelly Brook is far superior :D


Is Kelly Brook the fat phucker that dusnae actually do anything apart fae go wae famous men ...I think Jordan beat her tae that . :s

[DannyBhoy]

I dont honestly see a problem wae that :?



I widnae even think of bending Audrey Hepburn over me Beko Washing machine .


She total Class ...Without a doubt the nicest looking woman ive ever seen , and she was a nice person .


No woman comes close apart fae Grace Kelly and Doris Day .

I'm in full agreement, Holly is sensational. I'd love to skelp that big erse of hers and absolute cracker.

[DeeMo]

She is lovely but Kelly Brook is far superior :D


Is Kelly Brook the fat phucker that dusnae actually do anything apart fae go wae famous men ...I think Jordan beat her tae that . :s[/quote] Kelly is nae fat Scone and she is not fake like Jordan, she is all woman :D You are right that she does phuck all but I would take her over anyone's washing machine

[Mook1]

Kelly Brook is something else but I'd prefer tae pump Holly over the washing machine anyday.

[herewego10inarow]

Im quite sure the delicious Holly will be shocked amazed and flattered to know that a bunch of wee skinny neds who spend their entire lives stuck in here,,would love to slip her a length

seriously .WTF !! XD

[DeeMo]

Kelly Brook is something else but I'd prefer tae pump Holly over the washing machine anyday. I'm actually nae fussy Mook, I'll pump them both preferably at the same time over anything at all :D