Why is Vaz Te out for so long?

[blockheadHammer]

In my day a dislocated shoulder wasn't that bad, pop it immediately back in, would be sore for a couple of weeks but you would be back playing in 3 weeks! He has out 3 months the last time he did it! Whats goin on??

[mrbubbles]

it has been a long while mate' they never update us on info with the players injury very strange.

[bazwillrun]

Hes got The Andy Carroll Syndrome !

Thought you al knew the story...

He fell out of a cab ten years ago and injured the shoulder(pizzed up..alledgedly !)...during the game in question he fell on it again awkwardly and made it worse.

The worlds leading expert in bullschite who i believe is in Peckham somewhere has been looking after him and prescribing some of the best known treatments for this kind of injury, which include long bouts of Greco roman wrestling and WWF smackdown.

Doctor Hackensak said in a statement that he (Vaz Te)should be ok to play again around 9 tomorrow morning, as long as his mum gets him out of bed in time to catch the bus to Chadwelll Heath

But much more worrying is the fact that our medics didnt notice the sling and traction brace brace around his shoulder when he firt came to us for his medical

I mean FFS how could they miss it !?

[hammeredhome]

Hes got The Andy Carroll Syndrome !

Thought you al knew the story...

He fell out of a cab ten years ago and injured the shoulder(pizzed up..alledgedly !)...during the game in question he fell on it again awkwardly and made it worse.

The worlds leading expert in bullschite who i believe is in Peckham somewhere has been looking after him and prescribing some of the best known treatments for this kind of injury, which include long bouts of Greco roman wrestling and WWF smackdown.

Doctor Hackensak said in a statement that he (Vaz Te)should be ok to play again around 9 tomorrow morning, as long as his mum gets him out of bed in time to catch the bus to Chadwelll Heath

But much more worrying is the fact that our medics didnt notice the sling and traction brace brace around his shoulder when he firt came to us for his medical

I mean FFS how could they miss it !?


Anyone can make a mistake ffs.XD

[dagenhamJohn]

Hes got The Andy Carroll Syndrome !

Thought you al knew the story...

He fell out of a cab ten years ago and injured the shoulder(pizzed up..alledgedly !)...during the game in question he fell on it again awkwardly and made it worse.

The worlds leading expert in bullschite who i believe is in Peckham somewhere has been looking after him and prescribing some of the best known treatments for this kind of injury, which include long bouts of Greco roman wrestling and WWF smackdown.

Doctor Hackensak said in a statement that he (Vaz Te)should be ok to play again around 9 tomorrow morning, as long as his mum gets him out of bed in time to catch the bus to Chadwelll Heath

But much more worrying is the fact that our medics didnt notice the sling and traction brace brace around his shoulder when he firt came to us for his medical

I mean FFS how could they miss it !?


Anyone can make a

[mrbubbles]

i will go and ask him on twitter why he is taking so f@acking long.

[mrbubbles]

vat te has just had one year contract exstension till 2015.

[hammeredhome]

vat te has just had one year contract exstension till 2015.



That confirms it mate, you've been on the p,iss.

Lucky b.astard.:D

[hammeredhome]

[quote="dagenhamJohn"]Hes got The Andy Carroll Syndrome !

Thought you al knew the story...

He fell out of a cab ten years ago and injured the shoulder(pizzed up..alledgedly !)...during the game in question he fell on it again awkwardly and made it worse.

The worlds leading expert in bullschite who i believe is in Peckham somewhere has been looking after him and prescribing some of the best known treatments for this kind of injury, which include long bouts of Greco roman wrestling and WWF smackdown.

Doctor Hackensak said in a statement that he (Vaz Te)should be ok to play again around 9 tomorrow morning, as long as his mum gets him out of bed in time to catch the bus to Chadwelll Heath

But much more worrying is the fact that our medics didnt notice the sling and traction brace brace around his shoulder when he firt came to us for his medical

I mean FFS how

[mrbubbles]

injury latest


JT- ONE WEEK

JC- ONE WEEK

WR- 4-6 WEEKS

AC- 2/4 WEEKS

noble don't know as we cant scan yet.

[mrbubbles]

off to the fridge to get a stiff one

[mrbubbles]

vaz te 1-3 weeks

ravel- next week