What does 2014 have in store for you

[Taintedice]

For me, I'm booked up for Warsaw in March, another successful trip with the Tartan Army, no such thing as a meaningless fixture in terms of ranking points etc.

Then, in October, a(n extended) family wedding in Mexico to possibly attend. The broo in Dundee fully-functional :D

Apart from that, might look forward to an independent Scotland when I visit post-September, who knows >;)

[DannyBhoy]

A Dundonian wedding in Mexico?

Even the Los Zetas cocaine cartel will phuck off when that plane lands.

[Taintedice]

That's what I'm thinking, the locals won't know what hits them. Have you ever tasted real tequila in Mexico, though, f&ck me, I still miss it :blue:

[DannyBhoy]

Someone phone the Mexican embassy and tell them the murder rate is about to go up.

I've never been to Mexico, it's a place I've always fancied, though. My mate was there during America's 'Spring Break', said it was absolutely mental! :D

[Taintedice]

Ach, your mate was never in Mexico, nor was I. I was in a small town near Cancun, actually, it was Cancun. Not the American part, the old part. That's where you get the real stuff. Cancun is where the yanks go, yeah, some place as well. Maybe your mate was there?

[DannyBhoy]

Ach, your mate was never in Mexico, nor was I. I was in a small town near Cancun, actually, it was Cancun. Not the American part, the old part. That's where you get the real stuff. Cancun is where the yanks go, yeah, some place as well. Maybe your mate was there?

You're drinking that voddy straight, aren't you?

:D

[Taintedice]

Na, I'm perfectly lucid :D

Wait till the hawick halfwits read this, though, they'll be all over it :D

What I'm saying is, that Americans will go to the border towns, plus the likes of cancun and cozumel. These places aren't really Mexico, Mexico is a place you want to avoid.

Hank never went, jesse just survived B)

[DannyBhoy]

Na, I'm perfectly lucid :D

Wait till the hawick halfwits read this, though, they'll be all over it :D

What I'm saying is, that Americans will go to the border towns, plus the likes of cancun and cozumel. These places aren't really Mexico, Mexico is a place you want to avoid.

Hank never went, jesse just survived B)

My nigga! B)

I forgot you watched Breaking Bad, the greatest series in history.

The real Mexico is where I want to go. I'm not a man for tourist resorts. If I wanted fake bullshyte I'd read the daily record. I'm the man who went to Australia and instead of drinking in the pub with the blondies, those sugar sweet, golden skinned blondies, I was sitting in the park with the Aboriginies.

[Taintedice]

Were you f*ck, have you been to Oz, bet you haven't XD

So, naw, you don't want to go to any real places, that's where you end up f*cked up. Stick to the white places, and stay alive.

[DannyBhoy]

Were you f*ck, have you been to Oz, bet you haven't XD

So, naw, you don't want to go to any real places, that's where you end up f*cked up. Stick to the white places, and stay alive.

I certainly was, in Oz, I'll kick, your baws.

XD

That's probably only funny in my heed.

I mate I was over, didn't like it though. I was moving over there, I lasted about 7 weeks then came home. I was getting into a lot of trouble over here so my auld dear packed me my case, booked my flight and dropped me at the airport. Told me her pal was picking me up at the other end.

And that was me, 18 years of age, on my way to Oz to start a new life and I was home within 7 weeks. I'm going to write a book about it one day.

I was too young, I wasn't ready for Australia. But to be perfectly honest, Australia wasn't ready for me. B)

[Taintedice]

Did you steal Trevalyn's corn XD

I'd have taken you under my wing, sounds like you were there same time as me, 2006'ish.

[DannyBhoy]

Did you steal Trevalyn's corn XD

I'd have taken you under my wing, sounds like you were there same time as me, 2006'ish.

2004, I was in Thailand on xmas eve, 2 days before the tsunami.

18 years old, jumping about Bangkok with nothing but a lot of money, a lot of anger and a full blown erection.

I still maintain to this day think that when I dropped my baws on a whore's floor in Bangkok is what caused the tsunami.

[Taintedice]

Next time I'm in the weej, nightoot ok XD

[DannyBhoy]

Well I work all over, so if I'm up near Dundee in the near future I'll give you a shout.

But defos, when your in the Famous Old Glasgow town, give me a shout. Don't be wearing a kilt, though. >:(

[Taintedice]

I left Dundee in 1989, man.

[DannyBhoy]

I left Dundee in 1989, man.

Obviously I don't want an exact locale, but what's your nearest city?

[521buc]

For me, I'm booked up for Warsaw in March, another successful trip with the Tartan Army, no such thing as a meaningless fixture in terms of ranking points etc.

Then, in October, a(n extended) family wedding in Mexico to possibly attend. The broo in Dundee fully-functional :D

Apart from that, might look forward to an independent Scotland when I visit post-September, who knows >;)


Nice one a wedding in Mexico I was there in April it's ace..desperate to go back..

Yes an independant Scotland would be a dream of a lifetime..:heart:

But everyone has their own views and will vote on how they feel or think what's best..exciting times ahead .

[Taintedice]

I left Dundee in 1989, man.

Obviously I don't want an exact locale, but what's your nearest city?[/quote]London!

[DannyBhoy]

I left Dundee in 1989, man.

Obviously I don't want an exact locale, but what's your nearest city?[/quote]London![/quote]

You have my sincerest sympathy.

[BertrandRussell]

London!

That explains so much. :)

[Taintedice]

The superfan just back from Ochilview :D

[BertrandRussell]

Wasnae at today's game.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

A Dundonian wedding in Mexico?

Even the Los Zetas cocaine cartel will phuck off when that plane lands.

XD XD XD

[Taintedice]

Wasnae at today's game.Really XD

[BertrandRussell]

I would've been back by now if I had though.

[Taintedice]

Might be it's just yer bro who comes flying on here after games.

[BertrandRussell]

Says the man who hasn't seen Dundee in years.

[EastStand_Elite]

I will have a life changing scenario come October, I for one cannot wait. Apart from that, hopefully another boy racer car and good wages :D

[Mook1]

Were you f*ck, have you been to Oz, bet you haven't XD

So, naw, you don't want to go to any real places, that's where you end up f*cked up. Stick to the white places, and stay alive.

Holiday 2014, presented by Jim Davidson :D

[Taintedice]

Mook still raging, I see XD

I've just booked a hotel in central Warsaw, not doing the Muirhouse/Clerrie option like the twins will be doing in Vienna, if that's still on XD

[BertrandRussell]

Tainted makes an @rse of it, No.2,343. :D

[Taintedice]

Says the man who hasn't seen Dundee in years.Who was I watching in Kirkcaldy last Thursday, then. Bertie continually making an erse of himself over attendances :D

[BertrandRussell]

Aye, sure you were Timmy. :D

[Taintedice]

Tainted makes an @rse of it, No.2,343. :DSee #32 XD

[BertrandRussell]

I know, I did. XD

[Mook1]

Mook still raging, I see XD

I've just booked a hotel in central Warsaw, not doing the Muirhouse/Clerrie option like the twins will be doing in Vienna, if that's still on XD

When I'm in Italy, should I just stick to the 'white areas'? :D

[Taintedice]

Na, go to the harbour, hopefully someone will knock f*ck out of you.

[noahrab]

I will have a life changing scenario come October

I knew they could cut them off.

Putting them on must be some operation :)

[noahrab]

Na, go to the harbour, hopefully someone will knock f*ck out of you.

:)

[EastStand_Elite]

I will have a life changing scenario come October

I knew they could cut them off.

Putting them on must be some operation :)[/quote]

:)

[stoneyatvt]

A country free to pursue the direction we want, where all teh votes of our country can make a difference would be a perfect year

[Mook1]

Na, go to the harbour, hopefully someone will knock f*ck out of you.

Delightful stuff :D

Out of interest, is it a 'non-white' you hope knocks f*ck out of me? XD

[Taintedice]

Mook's been to Carlisle and Sunderland and thinks he knows what's going on in the world XD

"dinny batter is, mister, ahm a pyure multikulcharist, ken " ... XD

"99% of muslims are peace-loving" XD XD XD

[Mook1]

Mook's been to Carlisle and Sunderland and thinks he knows what's going on in the world XD

"dinny batter is, mister, ahm a pyure multikulcharist, ken " ... XD

"99% of muslims are peace-loving" XD XD XD

We cannae aw be jet setting racists ye ken :D

[Taintedice]

Oh dear, as if AJ didn't humiliate the pomagne-socialist enough about racism the other day.

[Mook1]

Oh dear, as if AJ didn't humiliate the pomagne-socialist enough about racism the other day.

AJ will stay in the 'white areas' too, nae doubt :D

[Taintedice]

I heard Iraq is nice this time of year, you can stay in the 99% peace-loving Muslim areas XD

[Mook1]

I heard Iraq is nice this time of year, you can stay in the 99% peace-loving Muslim areas XD

Muslims can be any colour, you'd ken that having been all around the World though :D

[Taintedice]

How about Afghanistan, 99% of them are peace-loving as well XD

'Muslims can be any colour' XD XD XD XD

[EastStand_Elite]

I heard Iraq is nice this time of year, you can stay in the 99% peace-loving Muslim areas XD

Muslims can be any colour, you'd ken that having been all around the World though :D[/quote]

LOL :D XD

[Mook1]

How about Afghanistan, 99% of them are peace-loving as well XD

'Muslims can be any colour' XD XD XD XD

You just 'stick to the white areas' pal, there's a good lad :D

[Taintedice]

Are these the white muslim areas, are 99% of them peace-loving XD

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

'Muslims can be any colour'

Oh ya phucker XD XD XD

[Taintedice]

And don't forget, 99% of them are peace-loving, especially the ones in Iran, Somalia, Peckham, Bradford etc XD

[Mook1]

Sirus, just out of interest, what do you find so funny about me saying that 99% of Muslims are peace loving people?

It's not nearly as f*cked up as telling someone to 'stick to the white areas' on holiday...

[JimmyHaze]

A country free to pursue the direction we want, where all teh votes of our country can make a difference would be a perfect year

sounds good to me

[Taintedice]

Sirus, just out of interest, what do you find so funny about me saying that 99% of Muslims are peace loving people?

It's not nearly as f*cked up as telling someone to 'stick to the white areas' on holiday...Eh, because it's complete bullsh^t.

But you're the expert, you even know muslims of all different colours XD

[Taintedice]

Where's Mook >:)

Maybe he can go to Indonesia, they wiped out 100% of peace-loving Tamils, that's ok though, the Indonesians are 99% peace-loving muslims.

[Mook1]

You clearly have some issues with Islam/Muslims, you could probably point to most religions and atrocities they've commited in the last 100 years but you crack on with it and telling people to 'stick to white areas' on holiday because you've been to Mexico and I've only been to Carlisle and Sunderland apparently.

[Taintedice]

And you're the one who hates Christians/western culture, not really sure why you're still living in the UK to be honest, taking council houses in Muirhouse from better-deserving people. why not jump off to Baghdad, live with these 99% of peace-loving muslims you know.

You are a disgusting little c*nt, that much is certain.

[BertrandRussell]

I see TaintedTim continues to rage on into the evening.

XD

[Taintedice]

Here's BertieBassett, right in the nick of time, as his 'brother' suffers humiliation after humiliation.

Here bertie, how much time did you spend in the townships when you were courting the crack ho', not a lot, I'll bet XD

[Mook1]

And you're the one who hates Christians/western culture, not really sure why you're still living in the UK to be honest, taking council houses in Muirhouse from better-deserving people. why not jump off to Baghdad, live with these 99% of peace-loving muslims you know.

You are a disgusting little c*nt, that much is certain.

And where did I say I hate Christians/western culture?

This should be good... :D

[Taintedice]

Same place I said I hated muslims, you inbred phuckwit. You hate Christians, especially the variety your brother hates, that comes across all too vividly in your posts (*** abuse in the Church etc). Vile little ****.

[Mook1]

Calm doon a bit, you'll give yourself a hernia at this rate :D

[Taintedice]

Care to explain your comment about 99% of muslims being peace-loving XD

Where did you source that XD

[Mook1]

Care to explain your comment about 99% of muslims being peace-loving XD

Where did you source that XD

I think the vast majority of Muslims are peaceful people, my comment was based on that.

Obviously you disagree and feel it necessary to call me a c*nt on every post, which is fair enough I suppose... Clearly I'm the angry one though.

[Taintedice]

The vast majority, now, is it. You really don't have a clue, better you don't leave yer Muirhouse bedsit, you're safer there.

[Mook1]

99% was quite clearly an off the cuff figure to express the vast majority, keep peddling the Muirhouse stuff btw, it's terribly upsetting :D

[BertrandRussell]

Does tainted get ANYTHING right? XD

[Taintedice]

99% was quite clearly an off the cuff figure to express the vast majority, keep peddling the Muirhouse stuff btw, it's terribly upsetting :DOf course it was XD

Ragdolled tae f*ck, as per usual XD

'Muslims can be any colour' XD

[Mook1]

99% was quite clearly an off the cuff figure to express the vast majority, keep peddling the Muirhouse stuff btw, it's terribly upsetting :DOf course it was XD

Ragdolled tae f*ck, as per usual XD

'Muslims can be any colour' XD[/quote]

We are all ragdolled :D

[BertrandRussell]

Ragdolled tae f*ck, as per usual XD


More sweary words. :?

[Taintedice]

Is this you staying calm, getting all upset about a wee sweary word XD

At least I didn't tell you to 'go f*ck yourself' XD

The Clerrie chimp XD

[Mook1]

Is this you staying calm, getting all upset about a wee sweary word XD

At least I didn't tell you to 'go f*ck yourself' XD

The Clerrie chimp XD

The frothing octopus in all his glory :D

[Taintedice]

'Muslims can be any colour' XD