kvnts that don't drink

[gersforme]

I don't trust them and never will :(

I'm sorry but i won't apologise for my principles :(

[arab777]

what about moderate drinkers?

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Agreed. How can anybody no like a swally? :?

[gersforme]

what about moderate drinkers?

you mean fly men who sit in the corner waiting to nip yer burd ? >:(

[JimmyHaze]

I don't trust them and never will :(

I'm sorry but i won't apologise for my principles :(

I have never made predictions and I never will

[gersforme]

"facts are stupid things"


ronnie reagan >:)

[EastStand_Elite]

what about moderate drinkers?

you mean fly men who sit in the corner waiting to nip yer burd ? >:([/quote]

Yes B)

[JimmyHaze]

[quote="gersforme"


ronnie reagan >:)[/quote]

Good ol ronnie people dont realise or have forgotten what a gold mine he was back in the day for comedians



You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel

[gersforme]

"today's oak is yesterday's nut who stood his ground"

david icke XD

[JimmyHaze]

[quote="gersforme"

david icke XD[/quote]

thats a belter XD

[bluek]

[quote="gersforme"

david icke XD[/quote]

XD XD

[gersforme]

"are you worried about the national debt mr president?" (to ronnie reagan)

"why should i be? Its big enough to take care of itself" XD XD XD

[JimmyHaze]

When in rome, eat lions

[JimmyHaze]

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people

Dan Quayle

[tartanscone1314]

I`m aff it after today , i`m phucked :(

[gersforme]

the governor of texas was asked what he thought of the proposal that the bible be taught in spanish in local schools, his reply:

"if english was good enough for jesus, its good enough for me!" XD XD XD XD

[JimmyHaze]

I`m aff it after today , i`m phucked :(

dont mean to be rude but youve been aff it for a while

[JimmyHaze]

"I didn't grow up in the ocean -- as a matter of fact -- near the ocean -- I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I'm fishing." --George W. Bush

[gersforme]

"my opponents misunderestimated me"

g bush XD

[Taintedice]

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people

Dan QuayleJamie Langfield said much the same thing, that he'd have to learn to speak 'South American' so he could talk to our Argies XD

[Taintedice]

Didn't Bush Jnr ask what the French word was for 'entrepreneur' XD

[JimmyHaze]

that show the daily show think it was? , when bush was in power it was good as every week they just put bush on speaking

[Airdrieman]

Non drinkers are a suspicious lot.

[JimmyHaze]

when it comes to politics i'm a marxist

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

Groucho Marx

[Macaroni_Pie]

when it comes to politics i'm a marxist

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

Groucho Marx

XD XD

Christ, what would he have made of fitba message boards?!

[KillieKingdom]

I don't trust them and never will :(

I'm sorry but i won't apologise for my principles :(

What about those that used to drink but don't anymore? :? I drank 4 to 6 pints every weekend and maybe, a few swallys of whisky to top it off then eventually I got bored and stopped. Last drink was 5 years ago and the best thing about being tee-total, is that I am now £24 better off every month than I would have been if I had continued to drink. Finally I lost 2 stone alone in stopping drinking. :D

[Macaroni_Pie]

I don't trust them and never will :(

I'm sorry but i won't apologise for my principles :(

What about those that used to drink but don't anymore? :? I drank 4 to 6 pints every weekend and maybe, a few swallys of whisky to top it off then eventually I got bored and stopped. Last drink was 5 years ago and the best thing about being tee-total, is that I am now £24 better off every month than I would have been if I had continued to drink. Finally I lost 2 stone alone in stopping drinking. :D[/quote]

£24 a month?! that's one fecking round FFS. How the feck much is a pint in Killie? If I was tee-total I'd be looking at a good couple of ***dred a month.

[KillieKingdom]

I don't trust them and never will :(

I'm sorry but i won't apologise for my principles :(

What about those that used to drink but don't anymore? :? I drank 4 to 6 pints every weekend and maybe, a few swallys of whisky to top it off then eventually I got bored and stopped. Last drink was 5 years ago and the best thing about being tee-total, is that I am now ?24 better off every month than I would have been if I had continued to drink. Finally I lost 2 stone alone in stopping drinking. :D[/quote]

?24 a month?! that's one fecking round FFS. How the feck much is a pint in Killie? If I was tee-total I'd be looking at a good couple of ***dred a month.[/quote]

Killie? I'm from Kilwinning actually and have not been there for nearly 20 years now. I live in the Lang Toun but the drinking occured, while I lived at my old man's house in

[JimmyHaze]

when it comes to politics i'm a marxist

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

Groucho Marx

XD XD

Christ, what would he have made of fitba message boards?![/quote]

fitba message boards are the last refuge of the scoundrel

[happytim]

i would love to stop drinking but i enjoy it too much.

[gersforme]

personally i think its time you sobered up ya lunatic