Aberdeen

[moorlad]

Obviously the highlight was meeting Jimmy, but we'll come back to that later.

I set off of at about 09:20 on the 2nd off of January thinking I'd still be driving at tea time, but having skirted Glasgow I found the A90 an ace road and it went right to where I wanted to gan, I were parked up at the hotel by 14:00.

We got checked in had a cup off of tea and ****ed off of out for a wander. I got pissed off of wandering when we got to the first pub to be fair. I made Moorlass of a sandwich, then refused to move while she checked out shopping options. She came back and got me at about 6ish and we went and got changed to gan out (she fannied about for ****ing ages as usual, so it were nearly 9 by the time I got my tea). We found a rough pub right away (we after we had our tea at WETHERSPOONS), unfortunately due to being midweek geet early after New Year pubs were shutting early. Moorlass suggested we should gan to the nearby gay bar. By then I

[kel_]

Stopped reading after Wetherspoons tbh.

[moorlad]

You know most off of it anyway from mongbook, even the Wetherspoons suff. There were some geet tramps in there to be honest.

[ThisTimeNextYear]

Was gonna put up a report from Oz but moorlad's has usurped* it.

* first one of off the year

[deezel]

to summarise for new entrance to this fred...

Shopping
Coffee
Gay Bars
Karaoke
Kebabs
Wetherspoons
Scars
Pics off of brokem limbs

...all in all a geet advert for the Scoth Tourist Bourd tbf

[Nevermore666]

I'll send in a report next time I go for a ****e. It may include reference to wetherspoons food.

[griff]

You divn't want to gan back to Aberdeen after telling Jimmy his daughters are dogs moorlad.

Hang your hands ect.

[kel_]

Was gonna put up a report from Oz but moorlad's has usurped* it.

* first one of off the year

You been away?

[kel_]

You know most off of it anyway from mongbook, even the Wetherspoons suff. There were some geet tramps in there to be honest.

In a Wetherspoons? Surely not.

[moorlad]

You know most off of it anyway from mongbook, even the Wetherspoons suff. There were some geet tramps in there to be honest.

In a Wetherspoons? Surely not.[/quote]

Aye, honestly. Even Moorlass commented on some off of the dutty ****ers.

[moorlad]

Forgot to say the curry I had were called "Himalayan hotpot", it were alright and fairly hot but the stupid foreign ****s hadert put any black pudding in it.

[kel_]

So you didert gan for the 're-heated rogan josh' then?

[moorlad]

Not the Wetherspoons curry night, a proper Indian Restaurant, you thick ****. It were all on mongbook, you ****ing cretin.

[Nevermore666]

Did you try any of the local deep-fried delicacies? Mars, snickers curly Whirlys?

[moorlad]

No.

[521buc]

Been looking up some punk rock on you tube interesting stuff..

[deezel]

Been looking up some punk rock on you tube interesting stuff..

..'ave a look at some modern stylee punk - the Savages

[Floppy_funbags]

Behalf moorland, there's nee way any self respecting botter would of tried to chat you up.

[Floppy_funbags]

I will agree that the A90 is an ace road though.

[AndoverPFC]

Punk Rock and Wetherspoons, I always thought you were a decent chap Moorlad.

[moorlad]

Behalf moorland, there's nee way any self respecting botter would of tried to chat you up.

Don't think many off of them had any self respect Kenny, certainly very few off of the singing ones.