Caption Competition - the yes another one edition!

[Southerndown]

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[tamarblue]

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Do you find me attractive? Cause you eyes are saying one thing and you shorts are saying another. Go on show me one of your coloured hankys.

[pfcsteve72]

F#ck off Banana you baby, it wasn't a penalty, so stop crying and jog on

[pfcsteve72]

We're champions league material, when i fall over in the box i expect a penalty

[Corkhead]

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Gimme what I want or I will tell the FA you carry a packet of Rothmans Silk Cut up your sleeve when you referee matches.

[chiswickmart]

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"Have you seen my comfort blanket"?

[Southerndown]

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AL: Mark you've changed, you were never like this before you reff'ed at Fratton

:)

[pfcsteve72]

http://i43.tinypic.com/m7qiqv.jpgWhat do you mean: i play for a cr@p football team, i'm gonna get my dad on you

[BileysThere]

http://i43.tinypic.com/m7qiqv.jpgWhat do you mean: i play for a cr@p football team, i'm gonna get my dad on you[/quote]

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS MAN!!!

[Southerndown]

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"...And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself, I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that chained up little girl who's still in love with you..."

[tamarblue]

Your going to have to learn to dive better than that Adam, if you want to secure that move to Manure. Let's face facts it's the only chance you'll get to play in next seasons Europa League.

[kernow]

What do you look like in that ridiculous syrup? You useless, vain, slaphead c unt !

[pfcsteve72]

What do you look like in that ridiculous syrup? You useless, vain, slaphead c unt !Thats a bit harsh on Banana, hope he wont read this because he'll cry and tell his mummy

[kernow]

How about,

I haven't even been picked for England yet but you're still an incompetent, biased tw@t.

[Corkhead]

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Clatters: Don't panic Addie, it's written down in my book. "Red and white dummy found spat on to pitch. Return to owner after match."

[betalucky]

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You'll be very different once you've played for England. You'll still be a tw@t, but you'll be a tw@t with a beard.

[Scoular1]

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And another thing Clitty,your hairstyle is sooo yesterday

[Southerndown]

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"I'll whisper this, it was a penalty but if you think I'm giving it you can f**k right off, ha ha ha"

[Southerndown]

Any more entries?

[philphillips]

"Don't you know who I am?"

[pfclassof61]

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[Southerndown]

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Calm down Adam, apparently this is all a cunning plan by your psycho boss

[Scoular1]

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Good one Clatty.Give me low fives man

[Scoular1]

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Clatty ffs get yer dandruff treated

[lovedeanblue]

All I want is a move to a big club ffs

[Scoular1]

First ,second and third places please.I want a podium.

[lovedeanblue]

http://i43.tinypic.com/20kxdth.jpg Belated New Year greetings Lassie. A home win for your adopted club this weekend I reckon ?

[Southerndown]

First ,second and third places please.I want a podium.


Is that an entry Scully? :?

[Scoular1]

No,is a request :heart: (however if it were in the running it could be an entry.)

[chiswickmart]

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I think you've provided a speech bubble Lassie rather than a Caption.

SD may want to adjudicate on this.

[pfclassof61]

I think you've provided a speech bubble Lassie rather than a Caption.
SD may want to adjudicate on this.[/quote]

One is used to a better class of Caption Contest. After the appointment of our new manager, I easily won the FootyMad Caption Contest with 'Ole,Ole, Ole'.

Haven't lost my comedic touch, you see! :D

Having looked at Rules and Regs of 753 Caption Competitions, this is a typical example:

Think you're funny? Do you think you're clever? Try your skills in the Comic Captions contest!
Rules:
1. Captions may be added in any manner, from inserting speech bubbles to simply a line of text above the image.
2. One may submit one entry per image, no more!
3. All captions involving ***ual content, racial slurs, inappropriate humor, and political propaganda will not be considered.
4. All entries must be sent to my inbox by February 15, 2013.
5. One winning entry for each

[Corkhead]

Lassie with a classic return to FF with some iconically-bad Pictorial Humour. Should we have expected anything less?

Where’s the Bulcster when you need him to eradicate this menace. :D

[pfclassof61]

Thought of tu yesterday, Corks.

I was picking sprouts.

Several had blown...

[pfclassof61]

PS. Bully!

[chiswickmart]

Lassie - There's no point comparing this farce with well organised Caption Competitions, that's not going to fit.

I'd also pick you up on point 3.

3. All captions involving ***ual content, racial slurs, inappropriate humor, and political propaganda will not be considered.

Apart from the fact you've clearly copied this from some American website...need I say more?

Bulcy????

[pfclassof61]

Lassie - There's no point comparing this farce with well organised Caption Competitions, that's not going to fit.
I'd also pick you up on point 3.
3. All captions involving ***ual content, racial slurs, inappropriate humor, and political propaganda will not be considered.
Apart from the fact you've clearly copied this from some American website...need I say more?
Bulcy????

Just thought quoting a Yankee reference would help you and SD (poodles) accept my point easier (roll over, boy!) :D

Anyway, why is everyone hiding behind Bulc's skirts?

Not a pretty notion, btw.

[Corkhead]

Thought of tu yesterday, Corks.

I was picking sprouts.

Several had blown...

F1 hybrids are the babies. Mine have been superb this year. Like little cannonballs.

PS: Also using your clodhoppers to tread down the ground around the plant (heel it in) is a must according to allotmenteering folklore.

[pfclassof61]

Thought of tu yesterday, Corks.
I was picking sprouts.
Several had blown...
F1 hybrids are the babies. Mine have been superb this year. Like little cannonballs.[/quote]

And your sprouts?

[pfclassof61]

Corks: Also using your clodhoppers to tread down the ground around the plant (heel it in) is a must according to allotmenteering folklore.

And how do you feel about allotment know-it-all, 'mine-are-the-best', bores who everyone avoids? :D

[b_u_l_c]

Hmmm! Some adjudication required here me thinks.

[b_u_l_c]

I see a picture...

Lacking somewhat in humour...

That said, this is not about pictorial humour it is about "captions". Does a speech bubble constitute a caption?!? (even one lacking in humour).

capAtion n.
1. A title, short explanation, or description accompanying an illustration or a photograph.
2. A series of words superimposed on the bottom of television or motion picture frames that communicate dialogue to the hearing-impaired or translate foreign dialogue.
3. A title or heading, as of a document or article.
4. Law The heading of a pleading or other document that identifies the parties, court, term, and number of the action.
tr.v. capAtioned, capAtionAing, capAtions
To furnish a caption for.

THIS IS NOT ALLOWABLE. SD, you should discount Lassies entry. It is NOT a caption...Oh and it is not humour either...It is a picture though.

[pfclassof61]

Crikey, Bulc!

That must be your longest post for five years (on this board ;D ).

There were some who thought you couldn't string two words together. Oi wasn't one of them.

Well done!

Total pants,of course.

:D

[Corkhead]

I see a picture...

Lacking somewhat in humour...

That said, this is not about pictorial humour it is about "captions". Does a speech bubble constitute a caption?!? (even one lacking in humour).

capAtion n.
1. A title, short explanation, or description accompanying an illustration or a photograph.
2. A series of words superimposed on the bottom of television or motion picture frames that communicate dialogue to the hearing-impaired or translate foreign dialogue.
3. A title or heading, as of a document or article.
4. Law The heading of a pleading or other document that identifies the parties, court, term, and number of the action.
tr.v. capAtioned, capAtionAing, capAtions
To furnish a caption for.

THIS IS NOT ALLOWABLE. SD, you should discount Lassies entry. It is NOT a caption...Oh and it is not humour either...It is a picture though.

Magnifique. And nobody has the credentials to question this.
A brilliant comeback post.

[pfclassof61]

Magnifique. And nobody has the credentials to question this.
A brilliant comeback post.[/quote]
Effusive!

But some are beginning to suspect you of sarcasm.

[Southerndown]

Aye aye what the smeg is going on here? I came on to 'judge' the competition and it appears to have been hijacked! :?

Any more entries before I call time? Winner to receive a set of second golf clubs donated by Chis

[tamarblue]

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Look, I'm only wanting for you to explain the bloody rules for the caption competition. If you don't, I think you are going to loose control and this could lead to total anarchy.

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So far this year all your caption competitions have been about Saints, are you obsessed or what??.

[suicide]

Obviously Lalana is saying.


Yeah but Hitzlsperger had retired when he came out, if I do it now my life will be hell Mark.

[Scoular1]

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FFS Clittyberg,you get your decisions wrong more often than that Southerndown bloke does (for his caption compo's)

[bluekriss66]

MC thinking STFU U SC...work that one out..XD

[Southerndown]

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Adam, if you've got some w@anky happy birthday message to your mum under your shirt I'm going to send you off

[pfcsteve72]

MC thinking STFU U SC...work that one out..XDVery rude coming from a lady XD