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[gersforme]

Just watched "12 years a slave"

phuck me, I thought django unchained was hard hitting, the slave trade in the deep south was brutal beyond words, how people could do that to other humans is absolutely heartbreaking

9 out of 10, worth watching, but hard to endure for the cruelty, and its based on the book the protagonist wrote. :blue:

[DannyBhoy]

It's the time of the year where you get all the DVD screeners for the Golden Globes and such like.

I have American Hustle ready to go, might watch it later.

[gersforme]

i'm gonna give that a go too, i'll be up till 5am waiting for justified B)

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

I watched Lee Ryan having a w@nk on Big Brother last night.

[gersforme]

classy

[DannyBhoy]

I watched Lee Ryan having a w@nk on Big Brother last night.

Who's Lee Ryan? :?

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

classy

I don't expect it to appear on a TV highlights of 2014 programme.

[DannyBhoy]

i'm gonna give that a go too, i'll be up till 5am waiting for justified B)

I don't know whether to sit up or just wait till tomorrow.

Looking forward to it.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

I watched Lee Ryan having a w@nk on Big Brother last night.

Who's Lee Ryan? :?[/quote]

Talentless wee knob fae the boyband Blue.

[DannyBhoy]

I watched Lee Ryan having a w@nk on Big Brother last night.

Who's Lee Ryan? :?[/quote]

Talentless wee knob fae the boyband Blue.[/quote]

Know who I liked on Big Brother, that lassie Saskia. Phucking big darling.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

>:)

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[Mook1]

I went to the pictures to see American Hustle on Saturday, really enjoyed it, it's long though (about 2 & a half hours).

Jennifer Lawrence should be looking at another Oscar for it, brilliant performance.

[DannyBhoy]

>:)

http://i40.tinypic.com/wkg1sh.jpg

That genuinely is phucking sensational.

[AguyIknow]

Am I alone in thinking some baps can be too big? Fun bags bigger than a double D don't do much for me tbh. Bit of a turn off when it all falls out on the floor if you know what I mean B)

[Dirty_Dingus_Magee]

Dallas Buyers Club is nae a bad film, screener available.

[Archiebaird]

I went to the pictures to see American Hustle on Saturday, really enjoyed it, it's long though (about 2 & a half hours).

Jennifer Lawrence should be looking at another Oscar for it, brilliant performance.

I thought American Hustle was a great film. Was she the one wi the blond hair?

Tidy. >:)

Went to see that Walter Mitty film too. Avoid at all costs.

[noahrab]

I went to the pictures to see American Hustle on Saturday, really enjoyed it, it's long though (about 2 & a half hours).

Jennifer Lawrence should be looking at another Oscar for it, brilliant performance.

And still managed to post on here ya shallow c*nt.

[noahrab]

I went to the pictures to see American Hustle on Saturday, really enjoyed it, it's long though (about 2 & a half hours).

Jennifer Lawrence should be looking at another Oscar for it, brilliant performance.

I thought American Hustle was a great film. Was she the one wi the blond hair?

Tidy. >:)

Went to see that Walter Mitty film too. Avoid at all costs.[/quote]

See thon Walter Mitty film, is it aboot two bro's fae the Borders?

[Archiebaird]

I went to the pictures to see American Hustle on Saturday, really enjoyed it, it's long though (about 2 & a half hours).

Jennifer Lawrence should be looking at another Oscar for it, brilliant performance.

I thought American Hustle was a great film. Was she the one wi the blond hair?

Tidy. >:)

Went to see that Walter Mitty film too. Avoid at all costs.[/quote]

See thon Walter Mitty film, is it aboot two bro's fae the Borders?[/quote]

It would have been a much better film if it was. :D

[Hibees]

American Hustle is a cool movie with super cool soundtrack. Based on Abscam, its a super duper con! The 2 women are phuckin super as well.

All in all - super cool.

[BertrandRussell]

I watched A Field In England last night. Really enjoyed it but the wife hated it.

Wish I'd been on acid though, would've been f*cking amazing. B)

[gersforme]

cue noah or sirus :blue:

[Mook1]

I went to the pictures to see American Hustle on Saturday, really enjoyed it, it's long though (about 2 & a half hours).

Jennifer Lawrence should be looking at another Oscar for it, brilliant performance.

I thought American Hustle was a great film. Was she the one wi the blond hair?

Tidy. >:)

Went to see that Walter Mitty film too. Avoid at all costs.[/quote]

Aye, the blonde who played Christian Bale's wife in it.

Any film that starts with Dirty Work by Steely Dan is ok by me :D

[BertrandRussell]

Even on a film thread where we're discussing big tits all they do is swear at and abuse Mook. What a pair of incredibly tedious imbeciles.

[Hibees]

I watched A Field In England last night. Really enjoyed it but the wife hated it.

Wish I'd been on acid though, would've been f*cking amazing. B)

I watched the first five minutes and nearly through my soothing relaxing neck massage pillow through the phuckin screen. Weird awfulness. Acid may have helped.

[BertrandRussell]

I liked the way it just started without any back story at all. By the time the main character took the mushrooms, I was loving it.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Even on a film thread where we're discussing big tits all they do is swear at and abuse Mook. What a pair of incredibly tedious imbeciles.

Big tits, you and Woland.

See? :D

[Taintedice]

Even on a film thread where we're discussing big tits all they do is swear at and abuse Mook. What a pair of incredibly tedious imbeciles.Bertie's been ragdolled that much, he's seeing things, if he's referring to me. Poor, rage-blinded sod.

ps what a sad b*stard Mook is for coming on here after being 'at the pictures'. Did he have Skype on so the fiancee could also be there.

[BertrandRussell]

Big tits, you and Woland.

See? :D

Read that back, AJ. XD

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Big tits, you and Woland.

See? :D

Read that back, AJ. XD[/quote]

Aye fair enough. XD

[Mook1]

Even on a film thread where we're discussing big tits all they do is swear at and abuse Mook. What a pair of incredibly tedious imbeciles.

Big tits, you and Woland.

See? :D[/quote]

The what now? :D

[Archiebaird]

I watched A Field In England last night. Really enjoyed it but the wife hated it.

Wish I'd been on acid though, would've been f*cking amazing. B)

Kill list and Sightseers by the same director are worth a watch too.

[Mook1]

Thought Sightseers was brilliant.

I'll need tae check oot Kill List.

[Hibees]

Kill List is brilliant. Some ending!

[tarapoa]

American Hustle was a disappointment.


The music was good, the two main ladies were great and Bale's acting was good...

...however, for spells it was fairly turgid and only really woke up near the end.

Bradley Cooper wasn't convincing either - similar to McMoist, he's now living off his 'cheeky smile'.

[BertrandRussell]

I've seen both of those. Sightseers was well funny. Kill List is a bit like Get Carter mixed with The Wicker Man. Pretty weird.

[DannyBhoy]

Thought Sightseers was brilliant.

I'll need tae check oot Kill List.

Kill List is weird as phuck. I watched it twice and can't make up my mind if I liked it or not.

[Hibees]

American Hustle was a disappointment.


The music was good, the two main ladies were great and Bale's acting was good...

...however, for spells it was fairly turgid and only really woke up near the end.

Bradley Cooper wasn't convincing either - similar to McMoist, he's now living off his 'cheeky smile'.

meh

[Taintedice]

cue noah or sirus :blue:F U.

[BertrandRussell]

I would like to see Wolf of Wall Street but I rarely get to the pictures these days, will probably have to wait for a DVD release.

[DannyBhoy]

I would like to see Wolf of Wall Street but I rarely get to the pictures these days, will probably have to wait for a DVD release.

It's easily downloadable.

[BertrandRussell]

I like to pay my way when it comes to listening to music or watching films.

[DannyBhoy]

I like to pay my way when it comes to listening to music or watching films.

Is that because you're a musician yourself?

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

I like to pay my way when it comes to listening to music or watching films.

Is that because you're a musician yourself?[/quote]

That's pushin' it a bit :D

[Mook1]

I've never seen the attraction in watching films on a computer, I'd much rather shell out a tenner to go & see it at the cinema or watch the Blu Ray when it comes out.

[BertrandRussell]

Yes, it is. I can see why people take it for free but it would be hypocritical of me to do so. I only spend ?5.99 a month on lovefilm and buy a CD every two or three weeks, so I'm hardly out of pocket because of it.

Unfortunately, it's not really the musicians who get the money these days anyway.

[DannyBhoy]

Yes, it is. I can see why people take it for free but it would be hypocritical of me to do so. I only spend ?5.99 a month on lovefilm and buy a CD every two or three weeks, so I'm hardly out of pocket because of it.

Unfortunately, it's not really the musicians who get the money these days anyway.

Did you not get the money from the vast majority of your album sales?

[BertrandRussell]

Don't think I got a single penny.

[gersforme]

ffs mook get with it, you download it, stick it on a usb, bang it in your telly or x box and viola, youre at the movies B)

[Mook1]

I spent it aw on fast cars, stripping nuns & a giant ice sculpture of Barbarella :D

[BertrandRussell]

Did the Crypt Keeper give you all the money, Mook? I wrote the songs FFS! >:(

[gersforme]

haw woland, i'm no a bad guitarist myself, what kind of instrument do you play?

[DannyBhoy]

I spent it aw on fast cars, stripping nuns & a giant ice sculpture of Barbarella :D

And the rest of it you just wasted! :D

[Mook1]

ffs mook get with it, you download it, stick it on a usb, bang it in your telly or x box and viola, youre at the movies B)

There's a picture hoose ten minutes walk from my flat, I'd rather just fire up there tbh.

[DannyBhoy]

haw woland, i'm no a bad guitarist myself, what kind of instrument do you play?

The pink flute.

[BertrandRussell]

haw woland, i'm no a bad guitarist myself, what kind of instrument do you play?

I have a 2003 Gibson Les Paul Standard, a 1999 Gibson Les Paul Junior Special (which I'm currently using for slide guitar) and a Fender 1972 Custom Telecaster (which is a reissue).

The LP Std is a f*cking belter of a guitar. B)

[Mook1]

Did the Crypt Keeper give you all the money, Mook? I wrote the songs FFS! >:(

He got aw the money, I paid for the stripping nuns with a bank loan :D

[BertrandRussell]

Makes sense. :D

[gersforme]

I have a Strat copy, i pawned the real one when i fell on hard times and needed a drink

me and my squire are gonna take over the world :blue:

[Hibees]

I've never seen the attraction in watching films on a computer, I'd much rather shell out a tenner to go & see it at the cinema or watch the Blu Ray when it comes out.

DL on computer, watch on telly through playstation. Im not some fandabby modern person who ghoes in for all that HD banjo but I cant tell the difference between some dvdrips and a proper dvd (or vhs :D )

[BertrandRussell]

The early 80s Squires are just as good as the actual Fenders.

I'm quite happy with my guitars. Unless I come into a lot of money, I can't see me getting any more.

[gersforme]

i bought mine in a wee shop in partick for 60 quid, great sound, the missus doesnt understand my wailing solos are actually an existential cry for help and an expression of my primal man, her response is " phucking turn that doon, corries on" :blue:

[BertrandRussell]

I rarely plug my guitars in. And Capitalists are incapable of truly understanding Existentialism, so that's probably why your solos are sh*te.

Has anyone see Sharknado?

[Mook1]

[quote="gersforme" :blue:[/quote]

:D

[Hibees]

Can ye dae this bertrand? And what do you think of they eejits clapping the guy before he's done >:( - view external link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V86zYV3QXnk)

[gersforme]

I rarely plug my guitars in. And Capitalists are incapable of truly understanding Existentialism, so that's probably why your solos are sh*te.

Has anyone see Sharknado?

you sir have crossed the line, you can rip the pysh oot of me but my expression musically is sacrosanct >:(

[BertrandRussell]

Can ye dae this bertrand? And what do you think of they eejits clapping the guy before he's done >:(

Can't play any flamenco stuff. I don't even fingerpick, I'm strictly a rock/blues player.

The guy is obviously pretty good and no idea why they're clapping before the end.

[gersforme]

can't fingerpick?


ya phucking fraud ye, plectrums are for phannies >:(

[Hibees]

I've plectrummed my burd's ***** many a time but they usually prefer my strumming.

[Hibees]

Can ye dae this bertrand? And what do you think of they eejits clapping the guy before he's done >:(

Can't play any flamenco stuff. I don't even fingerpick, I'm strictly a rock/blues player.

The guy is obviously pretty good and no idea why they're clapping before the end.[/quote]

Maybe the seen him before and they just knew he was gonnie be good.

[BertrandRussell]

Maybe.

Fingerpicking is for weirdos. Real men dig in with a hard pick. :)

[JimmyHaze]

Watched the documentary The Gatekeepers last night. Very good.

[DannyBhoy]

What's it about, Jimmy?

[JimmyHaze]

Its about the Israeli internal security service Shin Bet, it has all the heads of the service over the last 40 years as talking heads talking about their job etc , really interesting and surprising just how honest and frank they are.

Really recommend it

[JimmyHaze]

heres a good review of it - view external link (http://tinyurl.com/ojdrm83)

[BertrandRussell]

A mate told me about that one a while ago, Jimmy. I'll need to check it out.

[JimmyHaze]

A mate told me about that one a while ago, Jimmy. I'll need to check it out.

well worth a watch as was "the act of killing" which I saw recently too, 2 excellent documentaries

[Dirty_Dingus_Magee]

I would like to see Wolf of Wall Street but I rarely get to the pictures these days, will probably have to wait for a DVD release.

It's easily downloadable.[/quote]

Couldn't find a decent copy of that Danny, only cam scheidt.

[JimmyHaze]

I read the wolf of wall street book 3 or 4 years ago, its a good read

[tartanscone1314]

Watched " Rush " tonight , Thought it was very good , but a few inaccuracies , might be in wae a shout of an Oscar or two.


I can remember watching the race and wanting Niki Lauda to win the World Title .


Some fantastic drivers around that era .

[Archiebaird]

[quote="gersforme" :blue:[/quote]

XD XD

[gersforme]

haw danny, just watched justified, phuck me , a violent episode, more bullets than was used at d day :O

[DannyBhoy]

haw danny, just watched justified, phuck me , a violent episode, more bullets than was used at d day :O

I know what you mean mate, the bit where they're in Detroit and that wee guy gets is head blown aff I nearly sh@t myself!

XD

It's a promising start, the introduction of the Canadians, that new Crow guy, and you would imagine they're going to Mexico.

Lots of stuff happening.

[gersforme]

The Crowes you mean, phuck sake get it right ya thick dhimmy basturd ye, aye i think its looking good, i fancied that pretty redhead tae B)

[DannyBhoy]

The lawyer burd? Aye she's nice.

See the guy that wants to go to Cuba and ended up getting shot on the boat? What was he in? Was it Southland?