SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

[Barrysiddal]

Why is it that when you eat sweetcorn it comes out your arse exactly the same.i've always found this a bit odd.

[pudseyblue]

It comes out exactly the same? You mean when you eat it, it is encased in poo :D

[rorys_guitar]

Perhaps it's content is largely fibre.

On a pedantic note; shat is the verb of the noun ****: you shat ****. Sweetcorn remains unchanged in your ****, not your shat. If we're talking **** (I often do), let's talk **** in good English. On that note, I'm away to drop the kids off at the pool.

[rorys_guitar]

Interestingly shat isn't recognised as a rude word on this system, but **** is.

[feckwittery]

It's not whole, it's the cellulose skin of the kernel that makes it though.

Easy solved by ****ing chewing your food properly, instead of shovelling it down like a chavtastic mong.

[orfc]

Sadly, the sweetcorn were exterminated during the War of the Peanuts

[FellowTraveler]

Corn is not a good food for you in general

Folks with arthritis should consider eliminating it from their diet.. Hard to do - as it is so many prepared foods..

[HedgehogsTeeth]

Sweetcorn is delicious, especially that tinned stuff 'ho ho ho Green Giant' best on the market in my opinion.

[HedgehogsTeeth]

I would still eat sweetcorn even if the conglomerates decided to enslave Hummingbirds to pick the kernels one by one and had shackled Puffins to grade the harvest.

[griff]

It’s when I re-read old threads like this that I realise that not much has changed ;D