View Full Version : SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!
Barrysiddal
07-01-2014, 06:22 AM
Why is it that when you eat sweetcorn it comes out your arse exactly the same.i've always found this a bit odd.
pudseyblue
07-01-2014, 08:16 AM
It comes out exactly the same? You mean when you eat it, it is encased in poo :D
rorys_guitar
07-01-2014, 12:39 PM
Perhaps it's content is largely fibre.
On a pedantic note; shat is the verb of the noun ****: you shat ****. Sweetcorn remains unchanged in your ****, not your shat. If we're talking **** (I often do), let's talk **** in good English. On that note, I'm away to drop the kids off at the pool.
rorys_guitar
07-01-2014, 12:40 PM
Interestingly shat isn't recognised as a rude word on this system, but **** is.
feckwittery
07-01-2014, 01:17 PM
It's not whole, it's the cellulose skin of the kernel that makes it though.
Easy solved by ****ing chewing your food properly, instead of shovelling it down like a chavtastic mong.
Sadly, the sweetcorn were exterminated during the War of the Peanuts
FellowTraveler
08-01-2014, 02:44 AM
Corn is not a good food for you in general
Folks with arthritis should consider eliminating it from their diet.. Hard to do - as it is so many prepared foods..
HedgehogsTeeth
08-01-2014, 03:41 AM
Sweetcorn is delicious, especially that tinned stuff 'ho ho ho Green Giant' best on the market in my opinion.
HedgehogsTeeth
08-01-2014, 03:50 AM
I would still eat sweetcorn even if the conglomerates decided to enslave Hummingbirds to pick the kernels one by one and had shackled Puffins to grade the harvest.
griff
05-02-2023, 04:34 PM
It’s when I re-read old threads like this that I realise that not much has changed ;D
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