Theo...

[Floppy_funbags]

Poor lad, he's had some **** luck.

Looks like Ingerlund's hopes now rest on that ex-tramp scummer Ricky Beetroot's shoulders. If he's crocked, well we've allus got good old Crouchy.

Personally though I'd give NOOOOGE a call up - he's on FIRE.

[moorlad]

It's Deez wot's on fire isert it, according to tazzylad anyhow.

[moorlad]

To be fair, they might as well take me and youse. I thought the ****ing cricket were ****e, but this promises to be far worse.