This daily water intake pysh

[gersforme]

How the phuck are you expected to drink 8 glasses of water a day :? you'd need phucking gills

load of shyte if you ask me

[BobJRDobbs]

pit it in yer 8 bottles of Buckie

[gersforme]

pit it in yer 8 bottles of Buckie

who's this phucking bawbag :?

[Hibees]

Its intake water


No pysh

[DannyBhoy]

pit it in yer 8 bottles of Buckie

Why would you dilute the taste of Buckfast?

You savage! >:(

[gersforme]

what a golden response from our resident Leith eejit

[bluek]

How the phuck are you expected to drink 8 glasses of water a day :? you'd need phucking gills

load of shyte if you ask me

Drinking loads of water helps tae stop ye getting that pain in yer kidneys fae swallying too much :s

[DannyBhoy]

How the phuck are you expected to drink 8 glasses of water a day :? you'd need phucking gills

load of shyte if you ask me

Drinking loads of water helps tae stop ye getting that pain in yer kidneys fae swallying too much :s[/quote]

Poor gersforme is already way past that.

His kidneys are ticking time bombs.

[gersforme]

my kidneys are phucked and my liver hurts everyday

but phuck it, its better to burn oot than fade away

[BertrandRussell]

When I'm at work I drink loads of water but when I'm at home I never touch the stuff.

[angusros]

As you are 75% alcohol and 25% lard I dont believe water is required in your diet Gers :blue:

[gersforme]

angus, i've got a lot of time for you, you irritating little gnat

[RustySpanner]

When I'm at work I drink loads of water but when I'm at home I never touch the stuff.

That's quite interesting.

Tell me, do you collect stamps?

[BertrandRussell]

No but I collect hanging baskets.

[RustySpanner]

No but I collect hanging baskets.

Have you got one that would fit round your neck? >:(

[gersforme]

can't you kvnts stay on topic, i was up all night trying to be erudite and original >:(

[Taintedice]

When I'm at work I drink loads of water but when I'm at home I never touch the stuff.

That's quite interesting.

Tell me, do you collect stamps?[/quote]Bertie removes algae from swimming pools. With his tongue.

[Hibees]

No but I collect hanging baskets.

Have you got one that would fit round your neck? >:([/quote]

Oh youre nasty. :s

[BertrandRussell]

can't you kvnts stay on topic, i was up all night trying to be erudite and original >:(

I read somewhere that if you drink too much water it actually washes nutrients out of your system. Not sure how true that is.

[Hibees]

When I'm at work I drink loads of water but when I'm at home I never touch the stuff.

That's quite interesting.

Tell me, do you collect stamps?[/quote]Bertie removes algae from swimming pools. With his tongue.[/quote]

I dont think anyone does that and if they did they'd only have themselves to blame for the enusing mess their mouth would be in.

[RustySpanner]

can't you kvnts stay on topic, i was up all night trying to be erudite and original >:(

Listen Gers. I've not had a drink of water for 5 years. It's full of fluoride, poison and probably wee bugs that get inside you so the government can spy on you.

Stick to the bevvy.

[gersforme]

its true woland, its also true that your stomach loses acidity, making it harder to break down foods

[Hibees]

can't you kvnts stay on topic, i was up all night trying to be erudite and original >:(

I read somewhere that if you drink too much water it actually washes nutrients out of your system. Not sure how true that is.[/quote]

I read somewhere that Tanya fae Cambsulang sucks boaby. Im pretty sure it's true.

[BertrandRussell]

If she's frae Cambusling, she probably does a lot worse.

[Hibees]

If she's frae Cambusling, she probably does a lot worse.

A lot better surely :?

[BertrandRussell]

Depends on your viewpoint. I'm a puritanical Christian. >:(

[gersforme]

Cambuslang is a fine town, not one sellik pub in it B)

[Hibees]

Depends on your viewpoint. I'm a puritanical Christian. >:(

I'm a hetero***ual.

[BertrandRussell]

No you're not, you're a Hibs fan.

[Hibees]

Cambuslang is a fine town, not one sellik pub in it B)

Not one ranjurs pub either.

[Hibees]

No you're not, you're a Hibs fan.

FFS how old are you? :D

[Poguemahone]

How the phuck are you expected to drink 8 glasses of water a day :? you'd need phucking gills

load of shyte if you ask me

Its a good dousing in sanctified 'Holy Water' that you need Gers which will cleanse you of all your venial sins and protect you from every evil!

[BertrandRussell]

FFS how old are you? :D

Old enough to know that Hibees don't qualify as hetero***uals.

:)

[Hibees]

FFS how old are you? :D

Old enough to know that Hibees don't qualify as hetero***uals.

:)[/quote]

I mean really :D :D :D

[gersforme]

Cambuslang is a fine town, not one sellik pub in it B)

Not one ranjurs pub either.[/quote]

youre wrong they all are, the black bull is the epicentre of rangersism :D

[BertrandRussell]

Have you used this forum before, Hibees?

[gersforme]

How the phuck are you expected to drink 8 glasses of water a day :? you'd need phucking gills

load of shyte if you ask me

Its a good dousing in sanctified 'Holy Water' that you need Gers which will cleanse you of all your venial sins and protect you from every evil![/quote]


aye right mate , sign me up for it XD

[Hibees]

Cambuslang is a fine town, not one sellik pub in it B)

Not one ranjurs pub either.[/quote]

youre wrong they all are, the black bull is the epicentre of rangersism :D[/quote]

The black bull, findlays, the one that used to be across the road in the precint, chadwicks (this is the 80s) all mixed. Findlays is the closest to a hvn pub but it is mixed. The Sun Inn in Halfway is mostly timmy.

[Hibees]

Have you used this forum before, Hibees?

Aye I was on yesterday.

[BertrandRussell]

The Jungle in Harthill is the best Rangers boozer in the land.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

The Jungle in Harthill is the best Rangers boozer in the land.

How do you know that? Have you been in every Rangers pub in the land? :?

[BertrandRussell]

Yes, of course.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Yes, of course.

Thought as much.

[BertrandRussell]

Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

Coz he's from Glasgow, is a proper Rangers fan and has been in more Rangers pubs than you've had hot dinners.

Next question.

[Hibees]

Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

Oh boo hoo :D :D :D

[Mook1]

I drink a load of water at work, good excuse to get up for a perv :D

[BobJRDobbs]

"Rangers pub" AKA Squalid sectarian slop house

[BertrandRussell]

Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

Coz he's from Glasgow, is a proper Rangers fan and has been in more Rangers pubs than you've had hot dinners.
[/quote]

You really don't have the first clue. :)

[DannyBhoy]

[quote="BobJRDobbs" AKA Squalid sectarian slop house[/quote]

Exactly. Excellently put.

[BertrandRussell]

Drink in them often, Danny?

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

Coz he's from Glasgow, is a proper Rangers fan and has been in more Rangers pubs than you've had hot dinners.
[/quote]

You really don't have the first clue. :)[/quote]

A 50 something Rangers fan from a Rangers stronghold - Partick - where every second pub is a Rangers boozer. Or a 34 year old, sometimes Rangers fan from a backwater, Hawick.

Mmmm, I wonder who has been in the most Rangers pubs. :)

[BertrandRussell]

Do you believe everything you read on here, you moron?

XD XD XD

[DannyBhoy]

Drink in them often, Danny?

No. I've had a pint in the Bristol Bar, but if you see the shyte that happens outside there and the Louden every July I reckon you'd be inclined to agree with me.

[BertrandRussell]

Well I've been in Bairds bar (didn't buy a drink) and can't think of a worse boozer than that and I've been in a shabeen in Cape Town.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Do you believe everything you read on here, you moron?

XD XD XD

Awrite, you're actually 58 and an Ibrox ST holder from Govan. :D

[BertrandRussell]

Seriously though, AJ. You are a right daftie sometimes.

[Mook1]

Going by AJ's logic, he wouldn't have a clue about Jambo boozers.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

And I wouldn't claim to. Unlike Woly. :)

[Mook1]

I've been in a good few Rangers pubs in Glagow (not through choice) & can confirm that they're aw sh*te :D

[BertrandRussell]

I've been in loads of Everton boozers in Liverpool and can confirm they're all absolutely wonderful.

:P

[noahrab]

Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

Why don't you pick up any 'The Rangers' fans on spelling mistakes.

Is it because of your need to feel accepted?

:)