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14-01-2014, 05:54 PM
Paul Lambert: good to see you big man, crikey you look a bit bigger than I remembered when you were 25, you had a few more of those famous Wigan pies?
GH: no problem boss. I'm a proper man and can eat as many pies as I want, especially when I' signed a AŁ30k a week contract with our Owen.
PL: no issues, I've got a key role for you. You'll be sat on the bench encouraging the younger lads. BE a proper man for me.
GH: sounds good as long as I can still draw on my early retirement pot, er contract, and none of this lettuce and pasta stuff. Proper man me.
PL: I suppose we had better put you through your paces, running up and jumping ok? Let's see you rise like a gazelle. Fabulous, I just got a piece of paper underneath your feet!! Now for running...
GH: running? I'm a proper man, no need for that with the speedsters around. I could walk across to the other side of the room where that burger stall has just opened up?
PL: pretty spritely there G. you've still got it Holty, that recommendation
GH: no problem boss. I'm a proper man and can eat as many pies as I want, especially when I' signed a AŁ30k a week contract with our Owen.
PL: no issues, I've got a key role for you. You'll be sat on the bench encouraging the younger lads. BE a proper man for me.
GH: sounds good as long as I can still draw on my early retirement pot, er contract, and none of this lettuce and pasta stuff. Proper man me.
PL: I suppose we had better put you through your paces, running up and jumping ok? Let's see you rise like a gazelle. Fabulous, I just got a piece of paper underneath your feet!! Now for running...
GH: running? I'm a proper man, no need for that with the speedsters around. I could walk across to the other side of the room where that burger stall has just opened up?
PL: pretty spritely there G. you've still got it Holty, that recommendation