West Ham Newcastle - Official Match Thread

[Taansend]

This Saturday sees us entertain Newcastle who are currently 8th in the league & on a 3 game losing streak (2 league & 1 cup).

In league games against us they have won 46, drawn 35 & lost 38 but they haven't scored against us in the 3 games with Allardyce as our manager (two 0-0 & a 1-0).

Prior to that they were unbeaten against us in THIR**** games stretching back to 2001 when we beat them 3-0 at UP with Hutchinson, Di Canio & Kanoute getting the goals - against a Geordie strikeforce of Shearer & Bellamy!

Both managers are ex managers with Pardews time at West Ham probably remembered better than Allardyce's at Newcastle.

We are coming off a confidence booting win as well as the re-signing of Cole, return from injury of Carroll & the signing of Traore - a combined height of 19 feet 3 inches :O

Neither Carroll or Traore are fully match fit yet so I expect Cole to start.

Adrian should keep his place in goal with Ginge coming back to pair up at CB with Johnson. Rat & McCartney shou

[dagenhamJohn]

its gonna be a toughie, can't see us getting more than a draw with our team atmo.

[BlackDiamond]

Well done Taans a good post opener. I would have awarded you a "Like" but the site is generally f.ucked and the keyboard mapping has been set on random.

I predict another 3-0 and fancy a Noble penalty. Have you seen the way Newcastle tackle ? With as much grace as telling an opposing manager he is "a f.ucking old c.unt"

[Zippity]

It's a 4 game losing streak now. :/

Our strikers have stopped scoring (well, Shola hasn't started and Remy isn't 'ours' so that's a load of sh!te already XD ).

Depends which Newcastle turn up, really. We've been pretty good...and utterly sh!te and we genuinely don't have a clue from game to game which we'll be next.

You will have some momentum from last week's win and I'm hoping we'll be fired up by Sunday's injustice.

Wouldn't be surprised if it was a draw and I'd settle for that, tbh.

Good luck with the rest of your season, lads.

[bazwillrun]

" a combined height of 19 feet 3 inches"

XD XD XD

plenty of high balls then !

[dagenhamJohn]

plenty of high balls then !only if they have long legs ;D XD

[mikeveep]

In our goalless draw with them at their place they were the better in midfield but could not get past our back 4/5 and resorted to lots of long range shots which were either blocked or off target.

Collins is so ***** here.

[Norfolkammer]

its gonna be a toughie, can't see us getting more than a draw with our team atmo.

A realistic assessment I fear. They were unlucky at the weekend with the disallowed goal and are pretty nippy going forward.

[Taansend]

plenty of high balls then !only if they have long legs ;D XD[/quote]

XD

[USAFORWHUFC]

Nothing less than 3 will be good enough. This is a MUST win. We believe in you boys. C'mon you Hammers. COYI.

[Simone]

Sam Allardyce to spit his old gum out to his left onto the floor twice and a 1-1 draw ;D

[BlackDiamond]

I included us in my Heinz bet this weekend. The stats suggest this is a bad move. West Ham's home win percentage is 25%, while Newcastle's away win percentage is 50%.

But, that was playing this 4-6-0 formation and now we have two strikers available and returning defensive cover.

So 2-1 to us and a happy mrs BD...and we know where that leads...;D

[GARNETT]

Morning,
I`m in a f ucking good mood this morning, can`t wait to get over The Boleyn today, I`ve missed it.
I believe we have turned a corner also, injured players are slowly beginning to return, confidence is returning also (apart from this forum), I`m not bothered we havn`t signed another striker yet I`m not a big fan of January signings.
Reckon were gonna win today, I can feel it in my water, Andy will come off the bench to haunt his beloved Toon I can smell it.

So stop your f ucking whining for a day and get behind OUR team.

3-2 win a cracking game with Andy getting the winner.

COYI`s B)

[bazwillrun]

ok, going to stick my neck out and go for us nicking a 2-1 win

If we fight and battle like we did last week, I can see it happening...but as so often happens, we can play like Spartans one week and Teletubbies the next...

but with players returning it should give the team a massive confidence boost, i'm hoping The Cobra will carry on scoring important goals and together with AC do them some damage

[OZHAMMER]

Morning,
I`m in a f ucking good mood this morning, can`t wait to get over The Boleyn today, I`ve missed it.
I believe we have turned a corner also, injured players are slowly beginning to return, confidence is returning also (apart from this forum), I`m not bothered we havn`t signed another striker yet I`m not a big fan of January signings.
Reckon were gonna win today, I can feel it in my water, Andy will come off the bench to haunt his beloved Toon I can smell it.

So stop your f ucking whining for a day and get behind OUR team.

3-2 win a cracking game with Andy getting the winner.

COYI`s B)

hope you're right alf :)

[Tone_Loc]

Morning,
I`m in a f ucking good mood this morning, can`t wait to get over The Boleyn today, I`ve missed it.
I believe we have turned a corner also, injured players are slowly beginning to return, confidence is returning also (apart from this forum), I`m not bothered we havn`t signed another striker yet I`m not a big fan of January signings.
Reckon were gonna win today, I can feel it in my water, Andy will come off the bench to haunt his beloved Toon I can smell it.

So stop your f ucking whining for a day and get behind OUR team.

3-2 win a cracking game with Andy getting the winner.

COYI`s B)
This is gonna come back and bite me on the ar-se ... but I'll go for hard-fought, single-goal win...

[bazwillrun]

streams for anybody that needs them

plenty on here

www.freelivefootballstreams.co.uk/west%20ham%20united.html

and also , but not always

http://www.ronaldo7.net/

[mikeveep]

How you can predict a score, without knowing if we have a regular centre back fit, is a mystery to me.

How do you become a bookmaker !

[bonzosbest74]

West Ham United: Adrian, Jarvis, Rat, Collison, Taylor, Noble (c), Collins, Diame, Downing, C.Cole, Johnson
Subs: Jaaskelainen, Carroll, Maiga, Morrison, Diarra, J.Cole, Chambers

[bonzosbest74]

A win and we're looking good, a loss and we're back in the sh1t so I'm predicting a draw :D

[Tone_Loc]

How you can predict a score, without knowing if we have a regular centre back fit, is a mystery to me.

How do you become a bookmaker !

Pure blind optimism on my part Mike !

[Tone_Loc]

West Ham United: Adrian, Jarvis, Rat, Collison, Taylor, Noble (c), Collins, Diame, Downing, C.Cole, Johnson
Subs: Jaaskelainen, Carroll, Maiga, Morrison, Diarra, J.Cole, Chambers

Throw in a fully fit Carroll, Reid and get Tomkins back from his ban and that's a decent enough side that really shouldn't be in relegation trouble.

[madmax66]

Good one here guys.

http://www.hdfoots.com/stream4.html

[bonzosbest74]

:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

[Tone_Loc]

Oh dear.

There goes my early enthusiam... back to "Planet West Ham" !!!

[bazwillrun]

bowlox 0- 1 !

[bonzosbest74]

We'll find out in this game if Morrison has any future with us, Cabaye is comfortably the best player on the pitch and we could do with our creative playmaker.

[avit]

Trevor Francis is even more annoying than that Go Compare c.unt >:(

[Tone_Loc]

F-uck this is dire.

[bonzosbest74]

Nice to see we're sitting back and defending the 1-0 loss as usual. It's so uninspiring.

[bazwillrun]

0 - 2 oh dear !

[bonzosbest74]

I actually feel sorry for Cole stuck up there on his own, we play the same way with 11 men as we do with 10.

It's pass & move vs pass & stand still.

[nocturnal]

pointless hoofball and the toon showing how to play, could not give a monkeys who Pardew is sposed to have shagged he is ten times the manager BFS ever will be

[Tone_Loc]

Nice to see we're sitting back and defending the 1-0 loss as usual. It's so uninspiring.
Oh dear 0-2.

The brief respite of Cardiff truly over now.

Back in the sh1t.

Leaking goals for fun these days. Must get Reid and Tonka back ASAP. Was only hoping for a draw today but if this carries on it's going to be a third total spanking in 4 games.

[bonzosbest74]

Nice to see we're sitting back and defending the 1-0 loss as usual. It's so uninspiring.
Oh dear 0-2.

The brief respite of Cardiff truly over now.

Back in the sh1t.

Leaking goals for fun these days. Must get Reid and Tonka back ASAP. Was only hoping for a draw today but if this carries on it's going to be a third total spanking in 4 games.[/quote]

I'll just be relieved if it ain't 5-0

[dagenhamdave]

The Hoof returns, pity it is not the Hoff, perhaps he could pass a ball for us?

[bazwillrun]

as it stands all 4 bottom sides on 18 points, only our GD keeping us at 17th

[castiron]

Can anyone tell me why Taylor is playing right back. What the f uck did Stella do wrong last week. Just got in from work switched it on and 2-0 down ffs

[bonzosbest74]

We've scored a goal :D

[bazwillrun]

The Cobra with a classic 1- 2

[Tone_Loc]

Own goal... Williamson.

GET IN.

A lifeline. Right on half-time.

Time to earn your crust Allardyce... over to you mate !!!!

[avit]

Turning point come on!

[dagenhamdave]

Any reason Sicknote & Ravel did not start?

[bazwillrun]

Own goal... Williamson.

GET IN.

A lifeline. Right on half-time.

Time to earn your crust Allardyce... over to you mate !!!!

The Cobra did all the work for it though !

[BillyDWhizz]

1-2 Carlton (again! lol) That score actually flatters us. I would just love for us to go 2 up top 2nd half but alas it'll never happen.

Nevermind at least when we lose this game we can all take solace in the fact it's not Sams fault.

Edit ok it's an O.G.

Edit Nope it's been given to Cole.

[bonzosbest74]

I would like to see Ravel and Carroll on at half time, lets at least try and win the game.

[bazwillrun]

table as it stands, if we could only win this game...

13 Swansea 21 -4 21
14 West Brom 21 -5 21
15 Norwich 22 -18 21
16 Fulham 22 -24 20
17 West Ham 22 -10 18
18 Sunderland 22 -15 18
19 Crystal Palace 22 -18 18
20 Cardiff 22 -20 18

[bonzosbest74]

1-2 Carlton (again! lol) That score actually flatters us. I would just love for us to go 2 up top 2nd half but alas it'll never happen.

Nevermind at least when we lose this game we can all take solace in the fact it's not Sams fault.


Just make sure you don't moan about the manager, criticise the owners or discuss our transfer activity until feb. . . . . . . .them's the new rules you know?

[Tone_Loc]

Is it "written" for Carroll to come on 2nd half and to bag a winning "brace" on the last 10? ;)

Utter b0ll0cks of course but you can only hope.

[BillyDWhizz]

1-2 Carlton (again! lol) That score actually flatters us. I would just love for us to go 2 up top 2nd half but alas it'll never happen.

Nevermind at least when we lose this game we can all take solace in the fact it's not Sams fault.


Just make sure you don't moan about the manager, criticise the owners or discuss our transfer activity until feb. . . . . . . .them's the new rules you know?[/quote]

Ahh..No I didn't know. I must have missed the memo.

[Taansend]

We can win this one, lads.

Carlty, West Ham legend, dragged us back into the game. That goal, at that time, was like a mad body shot to a boxer who's on top. We've taken the wind out of them.

We can do it. A West Ham win is on the cards.

Let's charge. CHARGE!!!

We'll f.ucking have 'em >:(

[Taansend]

1-2 Carlton (again! lol) That score actually flatters us. I would just love for us to go 2 up top 2nd half but alas it'll never happen.

Nevermind at least when we lose this game we can all take solace in the fact it's not Sams fault.


Just make sure you don't moan about the manager, criticise the owners or discuss our transfer activity until feb. . . . . . . .them's the new rules you know?[/quote]

What happened to you, The Bondz :?

Stop trying to have petty squabbles and GET BEHIND THE TEAM NOW!

The good version of Newcastle turned up & outplayed our makeshift team but we're still in this.

We can still win this.

WEST HAM :heart:

Come on the 'Ammers.

[bonzosbest74]

Let's charge. CHARGE!!!




That's what the chairmen say

[bazwillrun]

morrison on for colison

[bonzosbest74]

Carroll's injured?

[Tone_Loc]

morrison on for colison

Come on Morrison. Show us what you got fella.

[bazwillrun]

commentator said AC went down the tunnel at half time but is not at his eat this half hasnt come back out, can you get injured sitting down !

[bonzosbest74]

commentator said AC went down the tunnel at half time but is not at his eat this half hasnt come back out, can you get injured sitting down !


You can at West Ham mate

[Tone_Loc]

commentator said AC went down the tunnel at half time but is not at his eat this half hasnt come back out, can you get injured sitting down !
Maybe he's doing some star jumps in the dressing room?

[Tone_Loc]

Palace just scored.

Puts us in the bottom 3 as things stand

[bonzosbest74]

Carroll is jogging :D

[BillyDWhizz]

Palace 1 up that's us back where our manager wants us then.

[Tone_Loc]

Carroll is jogging :D

Careful Andy FFS !!!!

[bonzosbest74]

Oh Carlton

[Tone_Loc]

Let's be honest... if we ARE going to start climbing the table... it's moments like this we need to be able to seize and step-up to.

COYI ...

[bazwillrun]

how did CC miss that ??

[madmax66]

How the f_ck did he miss that.:/

[bonzosbest74]

lovely bit of pressure

[bonzosbest74]

Pardew going for it with another striker.

Carroll about to come on for us

[Tone_Loc]

The poor side of Carlty there :(

Cannot knock the bloke though. He's done far better than most expected and his attitude after being dropped by the club in the summer has been first rate.

COYI...

[bonzosbest74]

442 vs 442. . . . . .wow

[bazwillrun]

bowlox

crystal palce 1 up and now 20th

[bonzosbest74]

We've lost a bit of impetus since going to 442 :? :?

[bonzosbest74]

Oh dear :blue:

[OZHAMMER]

andy??!! :/

[Tone_Loc]

Norwich just scored. Our day just got worse

[OZHAMMER]

well that is that...

[Tone_Loc]

Norwich just scored. Our day just got worse

That's it. 1-3

Thanks for another f-ucking great Saturday Pinky, Perky and Fatty
Stark difference between one team that can score goals and one team that couldn't win one in the Lottery.

"Off you may f-uck".

Ta ta !!!

[castiron]

3-1 Chelsea next :blue:

[dagenhamdave]

Too many a waste of space, Jarvis, J Cole, Collinson to three.

[punkrockhammer]

Norwich just scored. Our day just got worse

That's it. 1-3

Thanks for another f-ucking great Saturday Pinky, Perky and Fatty
Stark difference between one team that can score goals and one team that couldn't win one in the Lottery.

"Off you may f-uck".

Ta ta !!![/quote]

If only

[bonzosbest74]

Oh well, smashing goal from Cabaye makes it 3-1.

Chelsea next.

[castiron]

we actually looked worse when Carroll came on.
made to pay for a shocking first half and I am resigned to the fact that we are going down. Anything else is a bonus.

[bazwillrun]

sitting in the bottom three now, all sides on 18

what fricken mess we are in

[madmax66]

Its now 18 days into the transfer window and were deep in the sh_t and what the f_ck have the two ronnies done f_ck all.:/

[Toon_Kev81]

Bad luck boys. Didn't see the first half, but you were definitely worth a point from the second. **** me Carlton and Andy should have wrapped that up. But Andy will get you out of the relegation zone.

[castiron]

Bad luck boys. Didn't see the first half, but you were definitely worth a point from the second. **** me Carlton and Andy should have wrapped that up. But Andy will get you out of the relegation zone.
Well done mate, unfortunately we need more than Carroll. Diame doing his annual go missing period at the moment. Still we've got some quality signings coming, ask the Dave's XD

[Toon_Kev81]

I thought you were consistently dangerous down your right. Bit light down the left. But that was a rearguard action by us at times. Carroll will get you playing higher up the pitch and will be dangerous at set pieces. Give him a few games to get his boots back on. Great energy from the fans, you've just got to keep believing.

[bazwillrun]

Can we have Pardew back please !?

[palerider]

Oh well, smashing goal from Cabaye makes it 3-1.

Chelsea next.

It'll be fine. Nolan's back for that one.

[clsb]

Oh well, smashing goal from Cabaye makes it 3-1.

Chelsea next.

It'll be fine. Nolan's back for that one.[/quote]


And the sad thing is he will be because allardyce always picks his love child even though he contributes nothing and was a disgrace in getting sent off twice. Both should leave now

[dagenhamJohn]

we have lost without him, so why not with him!

apart from the Cardiff game we haven't exactly been uprooting trees have we?

[SuperIrons]

Sam Allardyce will get us relegated at the end of this season.

I have been saying this for a very long time now but some on here have been bleating his praises.

Another shambolic shooting performance by us. 11 shots in total over the course of the entire 90 minutes, out of which only TWO were on target compared to 19 shots by them with NINE on target.

[JimmyV66]

Just got back in.

How the hell did we only lose that 3-1.

That today was a aveage championship team up against a very good premier league team.

Allardyce had a chance to start with a semi decent strong team but he choked. Instead he fielded a team that was always going to get beat quite easily. Exactly that happened.

Walking back to the station with fellow West Ham fans and the talk was how we wish we still had a decent manager like Pardew.

The fight has gone from the manager, the players and now from the fans aswell.

Already 18 days into the latest transfer window and all we have to show for is is Roger Johnson.

PS Jarvis and Downing have got to be the biggest bottle jobs to grace top flight football. Oh and Diame we all know you dont want to be here but can you at least try and pretend. Try playing for a move in the summer and stop sulking.


:blue:

[soon2bagrandad]

Just got back in.

How the hell did we only lose that 3-1.

That today was a aveage championship team up against a very good premier league team.

Allardyce had a chance to start with a semi decent strong team but he choked. Instead he fielded a team that was always going to get beat quite easily. Exactly that happened.

Walking back to the station with fellow West Ham fans and the talk was how we wish we still had a decent manager like Pardew.

The fight has gone from the manager, the players and now from the fans aswell.

Already 18 days into the latest transfer window and all we have to show for is is Roger Johnson.

PS Jarvis and Downing have got to be the biggest bottle jobs to grace top flight football. Oh and Diame we all know you dont want to be here but can you at least try and pretend. Try playing for a move in the summer and stop sulking.


:blue:We are a beaten team :blue:

[Hammer4life]

Just got in from the game. Guess what? We decided to go with the bang the ball up to the big forward tactic! What a load of drivel. I cannot believe he still has a job. I refuse to believe these players want to spend their tile watching the ball fly forward then come straight back at them. No plan B, only plan dinosaur.

[Passtheball]

Same **** . As soon as face some premier class players get stuffed . Just piss off Allardyce and let us employ someone who knows what he's doing