Anyone on here

[kel_]

Ever been sick in clique hq toilets after ofing too much to drink?


EH?

[griff]

I've never even been in clique HQ, SOME OF US OF BEEN TO FOOTBALL YOU* KNOW.

[deezel]

nos, no pack drill

...who was it?

[Pentridge]

I ofn't been sick in a pub toilet since I was a nipper, which botter did the deed Kel?

Anyhoos, those off of us that still support* a fitba team were busy at the game** last night.


** dropping two points against the league leaders tbf.

[kel_]

It were Monday AFTERNOON I believe.

You know who you are. Get on here and hang your hands.

[tazzydjr]

It were Monday AFTERNOON I believe.

You know who you are. Get on here and hang your hands.

If your referring to my nanny's wake that's breach of privacy don't you think?

Them toilet's are nothing to be proud off what were that smell inside there I'm not being funny but i use to work in Scouseland that's what made me through up and the fact had to wait on Guinness because of an order mess up! i had that Black Sheep Bitter that left a nasty taste mixing that with that Phoenix Ale stuff isn't recommended surly they've had far far worse stuff happen in Clique HQ with the G lot and them other nutters who drink in there if your really that bothered sunshine detox them toilet's what would it off been wet mop and bucket job?

[griff]

That smell were probably the clique-stink tazzy.

I can't remember the last time I through up.

[deezel]

I'm not being funny but i use to work in Scouseland that's what made me through up

why did that contribute to you throughing up?

[tazzydjr]

I'm not being funny but i use to work in Scouseland that's what made me through up

why did that contribute to you throughing up?[/quote]

That's separate but part of the same point if he's really that bothered about someone being sick in some not so special toilets he needs to get a life and stay out of other people's business if you'd work behind a bar think you'd find it's apart of the job description to clean up sick, bottle up, till etc not really as big a deal as Kelvo is making this

[John_Ridley]

Maybe it were the scran that brought about the throughing up, rather than the surly mix.

What grub were on for your nanny's wake? (RIP nanny btw)

[kel_]

Think you're parrotnoid Tazzy lad, I wasert on aboot you.

Do tell us more though

[Pentridge]

Whoah, whoah, whoah, whooooah.

Three (3) pints and you Yehudied?

****ing LIGHTWEIGHT.


RIP Nanna edit

[Floppy_funbags]

Exotic places I of through up:

1) On someone's car bonnet.
2) In a car footwell (after being left asleep in said car overnight)
3) On me mates dad's shoes.
4) Off of a hotel balcony in Turkey.


NEVER in a pub khazi though.

[Floppy_funbags]

Me mate's dad were actually in the shoes at the time, just to clarify.

[griff]

Me mate's dad were actually in the shoes at the time, just to clarify.

Meh. Did you come out with that immortal line Kenny?

"that's funny, I don't remember eating him".

[kel_]

I nearly through up changing a ****ty nappy the other day but I detoxed the nappy and then it were ok. I divvent think the babby had any RAT beer though.

[deezel]

i reckon a babby could sup Black Sheep nee problem, it's a WEAK session beer

[kel_]

Ttn were drinking RAT beer last neet tbf.

I divvent think he through up though but I did see him in the toilets at one point.

[ThisTimeNextYear]

I of thrown up in that bog a few times Tazzylad, althrough it was deserved as of probably drunk loads of beer plus a few shots of zumbabca, probably at someone's birfday.

Bit harsh blaming the bogs fer making you throw yer hole Tazzy lad. It were the beer tbf.

[kel_]

Aye but are you proud off of them toilets?

[ThisTimeNextYear]

I'm proud that I of thrown up in them, does that count?

[kel_]

Did youse detox them after?

[AndoverPFC]

Roll on March 25th.

[ThisTimeNextYear]

Did youse detox them after?

I managed to direct the contents of off my stomach neatly into the toilet receptical, leading to little if no detoxing required. It were a 10/10 delivery... Think I managed to carry on drinking after. Which in itself is commandable.

[ThisTimeNextYear]

Roll on March 25th.

They'll be none of that nonsense when you visit you bellringing buffoon.

[AndoverPFC]

I probably will be late anyway, wont be able to find the pub ;D

[supawooly]

I were *this* close to getting my first shag ever when I was 15 in Sams with some dorty lass who was banging on about her new dress (which was nice tbh tbf) and how she was going to take me down the World Famous Market and do interesting things to me. I'd sunk about five or six quadruple Southern Comfort and lemonades at this point as they did bogof drinks until 10pm. I proceeded to not only ruin my chances of a ride, but also to receive a good kicking from the bouncers by chundering all over said new dress just prior to leaving the club with her.

Oh, and Tazzykins, you might have figured from the above that I am in fact packing a trouser cannon as opposed to some dirty pillows, so you're **** out of luck on that front.

[Nevermore666]

Substitute 15 for 30, dorty lass for old slapper and quadruple southern comforts for SHANDY and you've got yerself a believable yarn there.

[moorlad]

It were Monday AFTERNOON I believe.

You know who you are. Get on here and hang your hands.

If your referring to my nanny's wake that's breach of privacy don't you think?

Them toilet's are nothing to be proud off what were that smell inside there I'm not being funny but i use to work in Scouseland that's what made me through up and the fact had to wait on Guinness because of an order mess up! i had that Black Sheep Bitter that left a nasty taste mixing that with that Phoenix Ale stuff isn't recommended surly they've had far far worse stuff happen in Clique HQ with the G lot and them other nutters who drink in there if your really that bothered sunshine detox them toilet's what would it off been wet mop and bucket job?[/quote]

I can understand why youse were surly Tazzy, I don't like ofing to wait for a pint. It wouldert make me through up though, neither would being in scouseland. Is

[supawooly]

Substitute 15 for 30, dorty lass for old slapper and quadruple southern comforts for SHANDY and you've got yerself a believable yarn there.

That's the sequel Nevs. It'll be released in a couple of years once the script's been tidied up a bit.

[tazzydjr]

It were Monday AFTERNOON I believe.

You know who you are. Get on here and hang your hands.

If your referring to my nanny's wake that's breach of privacy don't you think?

Them toilet's are nothing to be proud off what were that smell inside there I'm not being funny but i use to work in Scouseland that's what made me through up and the fact had to wait on Guinness because of an order mess up! i had that Black Sheep Bitter that left a nasty taste mixing that with that Phoenix Ale stuff isn't recommended surly they've had far far worse stuff happen in Clique HQ with the G lot and them other nutters who drink in there if your really that bothered sunshine detox them toilet's what would it off been wet mop and bucket job?[/quote]

I can understand why youse were surly Tazzy, I don't like ofing to wait for a pint. It wouldert make me through up th

[kel_]

Greave Tazzy lad?

So everyone who lives on greave is a nutter then?