Summat's gan on at Sellafield

[moorlad]

There's been a higher than normal radioactivity reading so they're working with only emergency staff on site. Loads off of ****s of got a long weekend, just 'cos some ****'s got a reading wrong or summat.

[kel_]

I'm booked in to gan there next Thursday. Will I come oot all green and ting?

[moorlad]

I'm booked in to gan there next Thursday. Will I come oot all green and ting?

Only if there's some delay in your guinness order sunshine.

[Pentridge]

Ofs anyone throughed up in the bogs?

[kel_]

They* will of probs given the place a good detox by then anyways.

[moorlad]

If they halfn't you'd be quite within your rights to be a bit surly.

[kel_]

It'll be reet, the G lot are on the case.

[moorlad]

Surly mentioning the G lot is breach of privacy. What would it off been wet mop and bucket job?

[griff]

I'm booked in to gan there next Thursday. Will I come oot all green and ting?

Ribbit.

[Nevermore666]

There's been a terrorist attack. They're trying to keep it hush hush so as not to scare the crap out of off everyone. Bloke in the bookies (ON THE MOOR) was garn on about it.

[moorlad]

Yesterday the Co-op, today the bookies. Youse seem to quite like the Moor in fairness.

[Nevermore666]

I always drive the back way to wukkie through the moor and moresby. It's a bit more interesting than the main road.

[moorlad]

The Moor? Interesting?

[Nevermore666]

The road from red lonning to distington (excepting moresby) is a better drive than the ****e main road. The moors scary, it adds a bit of excitement to the journey.