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chalky-ncfc
31-01-2014, 03:30 PM
Ive nipped up to my sisters to have a hour on her laptop,as she handed it to me she laughed and said that Ian her husband has started to use it now,something that he has shown no interest in before and he said that he was looking on the Forest site,anyway,i logged on and get Google up and what pops up but the previous sites that's been viewed and the top one is Free **** XD

I couldnt help but smirk at the dirty red sod but now its just occurred to me that when my sister puts her laptop back on the Free **** will come back on and Cambridge Mad above it which makes it look like im the one that's been looking at it :O

Ive been here for 15 minutes smirking at him in front of my sister but now it looks like ive been smirking at dodgy sites :s

You hsve 20 minutes before ive got to go... - view external link (g)

kel_
31-01-2014, 03:35 PM
Of a ****, obv

Pentridge
31-01-2014, 03:36 PM
Delete cache history ect.


Has your sister got nice norks?

John_Ridley
31-01-2014, 03:37 PM
You are a snoop.

And/or a perv.

kel_
31-01-2014, 03:37 PM
Aye and what colour knickers does she wear?

jiltedjohn
31-01-2014, 03:43 PM
Of a ****, obv


It's difficult enough for him to type with his nose with a straight jacket on.

chalky-ncfc
31-01-2014, 03:46 PM
You are a snoop.

And/or a perv.

I am neither,it just came up as I started to Google this site,and there was no Forest sites either that he had been on the lying sod XD

chalky-ncfc
31-01-2014, 03:48 PM
Of a ****, obv

Why would I do this,i didn't look on the site I just noticed what he had been Googling

kel_
31-01-2014, 03:51 PM
Of a ****, obv

Why would I do this,i didn't look on the site I just noticed what he had been Googling[/quote]

Err, cos ****ing is ace.


Ffs ****s sake

Floppy_funbags
31-01-2014, 03:51 PM
Huge geet massive arfs at JJ there.

I can actually picture the scene.

chalky-ncfc
31-01-2014, 03:53 PM
Of a ****, obv


It's difficult enough for him to type with his nose with a straight jacket on.[/quote]

Thankyou jj,but you obviously don't know what you are talking about because I was released from the jacket over a week ago now B)

chalky-ncfc
31-01-2014, 03:56 PM
Of a ****, obv

Why would I do this,i didn't look on the site I just noticed what he had been Googling[/quote]

Err, cos ****ing is ace.


Ffs ****s sake[/quote]

So me going upstairs to the toilet will somehow make it look less suspicious about who has been looking at **** sites XD

Markovitch
31-01-2014, 03:56 PM
What sites was he looking at? Anything decent? Bit weird if it was a gay or tran***ual one. Is your sister into anal?

moorlad
31-01-2014, 04:03 PM
Of a ****, obv

Why would I do this,there are nee dead bodies? i didn't look on the site I just noticed what he had been Googling[/quote]

Fair enough, whatever floats your boat.

chalky-ncfc
31-01-2014, 04:03 PM
Lets get this straight from the start,i didn't go onto the sites and im not answering any questions about my sister either

To make things worst my sister glanced at the laptop and I had to turn it away because I was reading this thread which obviously mentions her,so now its me that's looking dodgy >:( >:(

chalky-ncfc
31-01-2014, 04:10 PM
Ive got to go,im leaving it up to fate but im texting the brother in law when I get back,which reminds me,i get out on Thursday for good after three(3)long months

moorlad
31-01-2014, 04:15 PM
Lets get this straight from the start,i didn't go onto the sites and im not answering any questions about my sister either

To make things worst my sister glanced at the laptop and I had to turn it away because I was reading this thread which obviously mentions her,so now its me that's looking dodgy >:( >:(

Arfs.

Nevermore666
31-01-2014, 04:15 PM
Just own up (as long as it were not too perverted). It'll show your sister you have an interest in *** and that your on the road to recovery. Maybe she'll chip in for you a prostitute.

jiltedjohn
31-01-2014, 04:18 PM
I can actually picture the scene.


http://i62.tinypic.com/30d9iqw.jpg

paula_m
01-02-2014, 02:26 AM
Delete cache history ect.


Always ;D

not that I look at dodgy sites of course, just because it stops a lot of questions XD

521buc
01-02-2014, 12:16 PM
Maybe best next time you see bro la show him how to
Delete the history..

Have a quiet word first..

Markovitch
01-02-2014, 01:52 PM
If you want to take it to the next level you can get these professional cleaners, you'll see them if you google scrubber

alfinyalcabo
01-02-2014, 09:12 PM
Chalky,you never cease to amaze me... XD XD XD

keep looking at the ****.its better than cambridge mad. B)

chalky-ncfc
02-02-2014, 02:56 PM
It wasn't me that was looking at the ****,it was that dirty red that my sister married...

Why would I go to my sisters house and look at **** with them both in the same room?

I couldn't make up my mind if it was turning into a nightmare or a scene from a Carry On film

alfinyalcabo
02-02-2014, 06:25 PM
Good to hear you are being released from the looney tunes establishment this thursday mate :star: .. take care of yourself and dont let things get on top of you,we dont want you going back in again..B)