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gaz1959
01-02-2014, 12:19 AM
... if he has "anything on him he shouldn't have?"


The guys say's -

... "yeah, POLICE!" ...
Altobelli
02-02-2014, 03:37 PM
Nice :)

I have never been stopped while driving but when I am I'll tell em when they ask "Have you had a drink this evening ?" I'll watch their eyes light up as I tell them "Yes I've had about 3 pints".

With the amount of tea I drink I've always got that amount swimming around in my gut :)
lazaat
02-02-2014, 06:06 PM
Aaah that explains the big paunch?
gaz1959
02-02-2014, 07:52 PM
I was watching a police prog and that is what the guy said whilst being pinned down by a couple of our finest men in blue
Altobelli
02-02-2014, 10:15 PM
Aaah that explains the big paunch?

Ahhh you must have seen me taking a nap in Battersea park Lawrie


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