EvertonMad Everton Dud Of The Match: Aston Villa Game

[alan_stubbs]

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It has to be Tim Howard for not stopping their goal XD ;D

[notnever]

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Baines... His crosses were sh*t

Baffles me why you lot admire him so much.


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Lone Ranger and Silver are captured by the Indians.

The Indian Chief tells the Lone Ranger:- "In 3 Days you will be put to death"

The Lone Ranger asks for three requests before he is killed.. The Indian Chief agrees.

He beckons Silver over and whispers in his ear.

Silver gallops off and some hours later returns with a beautiful blonde.

Indian Chief:- "Your horse is very obedient"

The Lone Ranger nods as the Blonde Lady takes him by the hand and leads him into one of the tents.

The next day the Lone Ranger asks for his second request, which is again granted.

He beckons Silver over once more and whispers in his ear.

Silver gallops off and some hours later returns with a Gorgeous Brunette.

Indian Chief:- "That really is impressive"

The Lone Ranger gestures as he's dragged into one of the tents by the heavenly female.

His last day on earth and the Lone Ranger asks this time if he and Si

[Everton_Freak]

Osman again. Seems to go from looking sharp and energetic off the ball to slow and blunt when he gets it.