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Altobelli
02-02-2014, 04:11 PM
Went into the Sports Bar in Bromley yesterday to watch QPR/Burnley, a large establishment with over 60 TV's also in the toilets and a vast amount of area for everyone.

Drawback was price of drinks, a pint of Guinness was 4 pound 40 !

Only about 12 of us in as the match was about to start, some West Ham fans asked the barman to put that game on in their little alcove they were sitting in, so I asked for the QPR game to be put on, he said to sit by the door as then I would not hear the West Ham commentary from there and could have the commentary of my game without interruption from the other.

I sat all alone with my expensive Guinness as Redcrap and Dyche cuddled on the touchline before Kick off, after a couple of minutes someone walked in and sat behind me every now and then shouting "Come on you Hammers" I took no notice, when QPR scored he shouted "YES" I still took no notice, Burnley scored and I stood in my excitement and shouted "Get In" QPR scored again and this guy again Shout

lazaat
02-02-2014, 06:09 PM
Im sure Northerners don't ever act like D1ck heads do they?

paderbornclaret
02-02-2014, 06:30 PM
That is bizarre...but I'd have risked the ban and decked the tw@t.

Ignorance is bliss.

alfinyalcabo
02-02-2014, 06:54 PM
All you needed to say was i support the proper boys in claret and blue and not the pretend ones.. B)

gaz1959
02-02-2014, 07:49 PM
I used to always attract the nutters< but I learnt to become the nutter and now people give me a wide berth

alfinyalcabo
02-02-2014, 10:07 PM
Why didnt you go to loftus rd then Alto instead of sitting in a bar in bromley? :?

gaz1959
03-02-2014, 06:18 PM
I remember going through london to get to Ashford in Kent.

When Vialli was manager of Chelsea I used to like him and liked how Chelsea were playing. Arsenal were flying high and Chelsea were on the up but underdogs

i stopped off at a :? Charring Cross to change trains and decided to have a beer. First pub with the match on was found I walked in staring at the screen to see the score and eventually saw 2-0 chelsea - YEEEEEEES! I SAID PUNCHING MY FIST IN THE AIR before looking at my fellow punters who were all Gooners >:) >:) >:) >:)

Stan_van_nel
03-02-2014, 08:00 PM
It's a pity that you have a local twang Alto.

You can empty a pub by shouting in a strong Burnley accent... FOOOOKING COME ON BURNLEY!

You would have had a choice of tele's then. :D

Altobelli
03-02-2014, 08:48 PM
Had to go to work straight after the game Gaz, would not have made it from Shepherds Bush.

I've been down here too long and have lost the twang Stan, spending a year in Glasgow just before coming down here didn't help neither.

gaz1959
03-02-2014, 09:33 PM
[quote="Altobelli"]Had to go to work straight after the game Gaz, would not have made it from Shepherds Bush.
Thanx for the info Alto but I am not as nosey as Alf who actually asked the question ;D

alfinyalcabo
03-02-2014, 10:10 PM
Had to go to work straight after the game Gaz, would not have made it from Shepherds Bush.
Thanx for the info Alto but I am not as nosey as Alf who actually asked the question ;D

I think Alto is losing it fast Gaz.. XD XD XD

gaz1959
03-02-2014, 10:16 PM
Had to go to work straight after the game Gaz, would not have made it from Shepherds Bush.
Thanx for the info Alto but I am not as nosey as Alf who actually asked the question ;D

I think Alto is losing it fast Gaz.. XD XD XD[/quote]

I bet he's playing this right now XD - view external link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOguqCJqAyM)

lazaat
03-02-2014, 10:19 PM
I heard Matron has been checking out nursing homes.

paderbornclaret
04-02-2014, 08:30 PM
'I've been down here too long and have lost the twang'

...but Barden lads can't talk posh...some Barden lads couldn't even talk. XD

Altobelli
05-02-2014, 03:05 PM
I lost it ages ago lads, I've never been the same since they took Benny and Crossroads off the TV :blue:

You are right my Barden buddy Padders, how can I forget Jones the sport's teacher entering the showers with just the soul and heel of a plimsole in his hand whacking all the boys just for fun, he was a phuckin animal that Welsh prick, that made you talk guttural northern I've got to tell you.