No one reads this board

[Psaw]

Except the half dozen morons who post sh it.

[ThisTimeNextYear]

Except the half dozen morons who post sh it.

I hope the irony isn't lost on you Frank.

[griff]

Frank. I've put all the folk who post on here in order of whom I'd lend my chainsaw to.

You're bottom.

Below Chalky.

[deezel]

frank, i reckon you'll* find this bourd is read by budding authors and some ects

the everday stories of mostly norvern folk struggling to comprehend the ways off of modern society and behaviour is a treasure trove waiting to be mined

the next aykbourn or bennett (alan) could well be anonymous readers of this very bourd tbf

now **** OFF

[Psaw]

Who gives a shi t about the north. Alan Bennet is a commy BA STARD, only fit to be a mince fed to pigs.

Your a commy c unt deezel, sponging off the state and whinging the state doesnt do enough. Its a shame we dont have shooting wars any more like the first world war.

All those starving northern cretins machine gunned. Rat a tat tat. Music to my ears. There will always be a master race, you fcking worm.

[deezel]

fair point tbf

[Jessie_J_cloth]

*puts hand up*

I do, I do...



Well, every now and again.

But I can hardly understand a word off of what youse are on about.

[kel_]

Ey up Frank, you seem a bit tetchy today tbf. Owt I can help with?

*sends virtual towel*

[moorlad]

All those starving northern cretins.

If youse knew me Frank, you'd certainly know I'm not ****ing starving.

[Nevermore666]

All those starving northern cretins.

If youse knew me Frank, you'd certainly know I'm not ****ing starving.[/quote]

Here's some proof if you don't believe him Frank. - view external link (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2551596/64-adults-England-overweight-obese-Cumbria-North-Yorkshire-Staffordshire-fattest)

[Markovitch]

It has taken so long to load I forgot what I wanted to write. Ho hum.

[AndoverPFC]

All those starving northern cretins.

If youse knew me Frank, you'd certainly know I'm not ****ing starving.[/quote]

No, but your kids are :D

[HedgehogsTeeth]

From the bright busy streets of the Charing Cross Road
To the dark little alleys in old Soho
From the smart noisy clubs where everyone goes
To the dark little streets that nobody knows

Nobody know disease, nobody misses me
Nobody knows if I really exist.
I'm nobody's shelter, I'm nobody's cover
I'm nobody's lover, and nobody's friend

So use to lying and pretending
I'm nobody's fool and I'm nobody's friend

I can go for a walk on a crowded street
And see millions of faces staring at me
Some of them smiling, some of them glare
But most of them don't even know that I'm there

That's how I want to be 'cause no one belongs to me
I'm nobody's fool and I'm nobody's friend
Nobody pleads for me, nobody bleeds for me
I'm nobody's fool and I'm nobody's friend

So use to lying and pretending
I'm nobody's fool and I'm nobody's friend.

[griff]

All those starving northern cretins.

If youse knew me Frank, you'd certainly know I'm not ****ing starving.[/quote]

No, but your kids are :D[/quote]

Divn't worry about the moorkids Anders. That's probably where tazzy's biscuits went.

[Floppy_funbags]

Frank swearing makes me giggle. It's a bit like hearing your* dad or one off of your* old schoolteachers cussing.

[521buc]

Who gives a shi t about the north. Alan Bennet is a commy BA STARD, only fit to be a mince fed to pigs.

Your a commy c unt deezel, sponging off the state and whinging the state doesnt do enough. Its a shame we dont have shooting wars any more like the first world war.

All those starving northern cretins machine gunned. Rat a tat tat. Music to my ears. There will always be a master race, you fcking worm.



John Wayne cleared Hollywood of all the communists, Larry Parkes for one..

Wayne played the all American hero and never was a member of any forces..

He was a nasty piece of work..Psaw now I hope you don't turn out to be like him.

You also seem a bit angry today.


Relax with this nice mellow tune. - view external link (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32ecy_rio-bravo-dean-martin-ricky-nelson_shortfilms)

[Psaw]

Fck off you burnt out cnt kel. If you think your in that job for life youve got another think coming. Another breakdown isnt far away you filthy northern scum.

And your ex car is following you, divorce isnt far away, your kids hate you because of who you are, and you will get sacked you maggott infested cnt.

Who is this utter **** hedghog. Fck off.

[kel_]

She'll of a job divorcing me tbf.

Thick ****

[Floppy_funbags]

His ex car?


Wtf?

[ThisTimeNextYear]

I would guess that Frank will be right aboot Kels ex car. Chances are that it will of broke down the way he drives. He rags the arse off of his company car tbf

[kel_]

GROW UP

I'm a geet careful driver these days and it BOILS MY BLOOD to see people speeding tbf. What's the rush man?

[HedgehogsTeeth]

Only a bit of Budgie Frank.

Only a bit of Budgie.

[chalky-ncfc]

It seems strange to read Frank go off on one,he seemed as a nice agreeable type of chap when he phoned me up,very pleasant to speak to so I presume he must be having an off day...

307 people have read your post Frank.so that's more than the half a dozen who post on here,if the board wasnt so aggressive with posters maybe more would join in...

[chalky-ncfc]

Frank. I've put all the folk who post on here in order of whom I'd lend my chainsaw to.

You're bottom.

Below Chalky.

Oh Yeah...

Theres somebody below me B)

[Floppy_funbags]

Frank actually rang you Chalky lad? Fair play.

tbf some of us have met him and I of to say I did find him to be a perfectly decent sort of chap at the time.

Since then though he was wished death and destruction on a few off of us, which I for one find slightly odd.

[kel_]

**** the sweaty, purple headed ****

[chalky-ncfc]

Frank actually rang you Chalky

Since then though he was wished death and destruction on a few off of us, which I for one find slightly odd.

Hmmmmm...XD

[supawooly]

Frank do you stutter in real life? Every time I read one of your posts the voice in my head alternates between Gareth Gates and Albert Arkwright.