How Many Birds Have You Done In The Ass?

[HedgehogsTeeth]

There may be bonus points for aborted attempts or at least getting the helmet in.

Fire away...

[John_Ridley]

Avisodomy?

[moorlad]

Ass?

ASS?

Are youse a ****ing yank or summat?

[griff]

He's a hedgehog. Bestiality is what he does.

[Floppy_funbags]

How do hedgehogs actually manage it without getting injured? It's a bit off of a crap deal for the bloke hedgehog tbf.

[Sir_Judd]

How do hedgehogs actually manage it without getting injured? It's a bit off of a crap deal for the bloke hedgehog tbf.


Bint gans on top.

[521buc]

None as it's no nice..:blue:

[Markovitch]

And this month's latent homo***uality award goes to Hedge

[Nevermore666]

Nowt latent about him.

[supawooly]

Judd's had a cockatoo.

[Nevermore666]

So has chalky.

[HedgehogsTeeth]

Nowt latent about him.

Ammended it especially for you Nevermore.

That bint whos husband done their dog in Stocking Farm loved a bit of back door action, she would even suck it afterwards without making you wash it first.

She liked to do a bit of speed as well the filthy bitch.

[HedgehogsTeeth]

None as it's no nice..:blue:

To be fair Buc you only usually get away with this 'cheeky' antic very early in the relationship with your bird.

And Moorlad, an American **** star bird screaming '**** me in the ass' is far more authentic than any British accent stating stick your cock up my bum.

I'ts IN the ass not UP the ass by the way folks.

[Floppy_funbags]

How come yous of heard of Stocking Farm Mr Hog?

[Nevermore666]

Where's/whats stocking farm? I've googled it and all I get is stocking farm fish.

[Floppy_funbags]

Scuzzy estate in Leicester.

[Nevermore666]

Cheers

[chalky-ncfc]

So has chalky.

Ive only had the one tbf...

[chalky-ncfc]

None as it's no nice..:blue:

To be fair Buc you only usually get away with this 'cheeky' antic very early in the relationship with your bird.
[/quote]

I thought that it would be the opposite,that you was more likely to get away with it the longer you have been with someone,but I must admit that I have never tried it as it doesn't really appeal to me anyhow...

[HedgehogsTeeth]

I remember being in my ****s and I talked my girlfriend into giving it a go, and just before the deed was done she flippantly said 'whats the worst that can happen' and instead of just sticking my cock her ass I stupidly replied 'well you could get piles'.

I've never seen anyone ****ing roll as quickly onto their back in my whole life - bum love was banned from the menu indefinitely.

[HedgehogsTeeth]

Floppy - I lived in Sharnford for a few years and worked in Braunstone.

[Floppy_funbags]

Ah reet. You divvent live in Hinckley now do you? Or Burbage to be precise?


I went to Sharnford two weeks ago to meet some **** off of a land developer who never showed up or even answered his phone. ******* twenty mile round that were too.

[supawooly]

Floppy - I lived in Sharnford for a few years and worked in Braunstone.

I like that Guns n Roses song 'Mr Braunstone' about a bloke who lives in a ****ing ****hole in Leicester.

[DannyBhoy]

This is the sort of thread that footymad needs to thrive. I can tell I'm going to like it here.

I've done a few burds up the dungheap, in fact I was seeing a girl who actively encouraged all 5.5" of my spam javelin in the Gary Glitter.

Girls like her don't come around so often, and they need to be treasured.

[supawooly]

This is the sort of thread that footymad needs to thrive. I can tell I'm going to like it here.

I've done a few burds up the dungheap, in fact I was seeing a girl who actively encouraged all 5.5" of my spam baton in the Gary Glitter.

Girls like her don't come around so often, and they need to be treasured.

Fixed it for you Dan. Kept it in line with the athletics vibe...

[DannyBhoy]

This is the sort of thread that footymad needs to thrive. I can tell I'm going to like it here.

I've done a few burds up the dungheap, in fact I was seeing a girl who actively encouraged all 5.5" of my spam baton in the Gary Glitter.

Girls like her don't come around so often, and they need to be treasured.

Fixed it for you Dan. Kept it in line with the athletics vibe...[/quote]

Thanks, supa, very helpful. B)

[521buc]

Danny's pics of his girlfriends are legendary..they are stunning all rounded girls he as a very lucky man..

[griff]

Danny's pics of his girlfriends arses are legendary..they are stunning all rounded sphincters he as a very lucky man..

[kel_]

Ah reet. You divvent live in Hinckley now do you? Or Burbage to be precise?


I went to Sharnford two weeks ago to meet some **** off of a land developer who never showed up or even answered his phone. ******* twenty mile round that were too.


See, Kenny.


SEE.

[supawooly]

Danny's pics of **** are legendary..they are stunning all rounded girls he as a very ****y man..

Fixed that for you too Buc.

[alfinyalcabo]

Danny's pics of gay **** are legendary..they are stunning all rounded boys he as a very ****y man..

Fixed that for you too Buc.[/quote]

Fixed it for you Wooly . :)

[imtheboy]

Does it hurt?

[521buc]

I have couple mates who do that sort of thing and they like it..funny enough they use the tongue as well...

don't get the fun in that tbh..am too old for that sh1t anyway.

[Nevermore666]

I have couple mates who do that sort of thing with each other, I often join in and like it..funny enough they use the tongue as well...


Don't worry Buc, we're all open minded on here.

[521buc]

I have couple mates who do that sort of thing with each other, I often join in and like it..funny enough they use the tongue as well...


Don't worry Buc, we're all open minded on here.[/quote]


Aye mate,
So is that wife swapping mate of mine..don't get that swapping thing nor does me wife..:?


Edit,
Must say his wife is a stunner..seemingly the two of them are on a swapping web site with a pic of them lying on the bed..don't ask..::?