Jokes

[Tichi1]

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young blond declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for
free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why
don't you go on and give it a try?'

The blond headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the
same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in
hand.

As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming
rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot
the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood
on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blond struggled
mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.

Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration...

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