Hello!

[DannyBhoy]

My is Daniel, and I post on the Scotland board. A good friend of mine(AJ), recommended that this is a decent board.

[griff]

Well, we may let you stay, but you'll* of to fill in a questionnaire.

1. Scottish devolution. Yes or no?
2. Ale or lager?
3. Tazzy. **** or ****?
4. Moisturising has a place amongst men in 21st Century Britain. Discuss.
5. What is a predictocomp?
6. 999. The future or the past?
7. Bury or Rochdale?
8. There is no question 8
9. Defend the statement "Judd is my new best friend".
10. If it takes 12 (twelve) Scotsmen three (3) hours to dig a hole one foot deep, two feet long and two and a have feet wide, is it any wonder the country's in financial meltdown?

[Nevermore666]

Griff yer thick **** devolution has already happened. It's independance from the rest of use they're wanting now (well they still want the Queen, bank of England, sterling, basically any benefits of independance but nee risk). If he's a yes man then he can **** off. I suspect he's a Celtic supporter so he can **** of off as well anyways.


UNITED WE STAND

[griff]

You've ruined it now. RUINED IT.

[kel_]

RAM IT youse tim ****.

[DannyBhoy]

RAM IT youse tim ****.

C'mon, pal. :blue:

[Pentridge]

More porridge gobblers ffs.

Are you a HUN or a MHANKY TIM?

Have you got miracle healing powers?

Do your daughters like a bit of ebony?

What do you think off of us Nigels?

HAVE YOU EVER MET, OR DO YOU KNOW, ANY PAST OR PRESENT MEMBERS OFF OF THE FAMOUS RANGERS ICF?

met edit

[chalky-ncfc]

Take my advice Danny...

Run...Run as fast as your legs will take you away from this board,your friend has obviously been pulling your leg...

If you are a decent poster then you wont be welcome on here and they will see you as fair game,if you are a WUM with a sick sense of humour then still go as im already outnumbered on here...

Its taken me over a year of regular posting and joining in with the banter on here plus a spell in hospital before they even got to drop the **** Off in front of my...

[griff]

Chalky lad, on here "**** off" is a term off of endearment.

[chalky-ncfc]

Ive just read your reply to the How many girls have you done in the ass thread and I can see now why your friend recommended this board...:blue:

[chalky-ncfc]

[quote="griff" is a term off of endearment.[/quote]

Hmmm...

Really...

[Pentridge]

**** off Chalky.



How much more welcoming can I ****ing be?

[521buc]

Well, we may let you stay, but you'll* of to fill in a questionnaire.

1. Scottish devolution. Yes or no?
2. Ale or lager?
3. Tazzy. **** or ****?
4. Moisturising has a place amongst men in 21st Century Britain. Discuss.
5. What is a predictocomp?
6. 999. The future or the past?
7. Bury or Rochdale?
8. There is no question 8
9. Defend the statement "Judd is my new best friend".
10. If it takes 12 (twelve) Scotsmen three (3) hours to dig a hole one foot deep, two feet long and two and a have feet wide, is it any wonder the country's in financial meltdown?


I can answer question 1 for him he's a yes...if you don't mind.B)

[DannyBhoy]

Take my advice Danny...

Run...Run as fast as your legs will take you away from this board,your friend has obviously been pulling your leg...

If you are a decent poster then you wont be welcome on here and they will see you as fair game,if you are a WUM with a sick sense of humour then still go as im already outnumbered on here...

Its taken me over a year of regular posting and joining in with the banter on here plus a spell in hospital before they even got to drop the **** Off in front of my...

I think my deviancy will be welcomed, in fact it actually might be actively encouraged on this board.

We will see.

[521buc]

Danny is a respected poster on Scotland board so be nice to him..

[kel_]

Are you WACKY, Danny?

[DannyBhoy]

Are you WACKY, Danny?

In what way?

What words are swear filtered on here, btw?

****
****
bitch
****
shat
****e

[griff]

What's a swear filter?

[kel_]

Of you got one off of those signs at work what says "you* don't of to be mad to work here but it helps"?

****, **** and **** aren't filtered btw tbf .

[DannyBhoy]

What's a swear filter?

It is a machine that filters out swear words.

[DannyBhoy]

[/i]nt, **** and **** aren't filtered btw tbf .

Thank you, kel. Most helpful.

If I'm honest, those signs are a sure fire way of confirming your status as a prize ****head.

[521buc]

What's a swear filter?

It is a machine that filters out swear words.[/quote]


No Danny the swear words are no filtered here mate..
No bans here as yet as far as I can remember..>:)

[Pentridge]

Are you WACKY, Danny?

Danny's avatar.

http://i58.tinypic.com/20ft3cz.jpg

[kel_]

[/i]nt, **** and **** aren't filtered btw tbf .

Thank you, kel. Most helpful.

If I'm honest, those signs are a sure fire way of confirming your status as a prize ****head.[/quote]

Correct you MHANKY TIM ****.

And it's dickhead you mongy ****.

[griff]

Quite

[HedgehogsTeeth]

"Hello"


I've been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door
Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
'cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again
How much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello!
I've just got to let you know
'cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying I love you

Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
'cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by sayi

[tapped]

" Hello my is Daniel "

Sounds like some ****s introductory
words at his first AA meting.

Nae time fae Scotty fitba , but ah always mind
the Stenny result ,ye ken ?

#outsider.

[chalky-ncfc]

Whats this fixation the Scots have with stenny,i can remember rab and jj slagging each other off with it...

[kel_]

Tapped isert a scoth chalky lad. He just likes to act it in his fantasy world.

[Sir_Judd]

Oi, Danny GhayBhoy, let's get things into perspective.

I'm the resident left footed IRA scumbag round these parts, so careful how you ****ing well tread or the nutting squad will blow your mhanky ****ing kneecaps off of.

So, the proper questions are:

1. How many altar boys have you done?
2. You ginger haired ****
3. Who were your favourite pope?
4. You buckfasted ****stain
5. Has Paddy McCourt ever been round your tenement for his tea?
6. You Tennants infested ****stabber
7. Why oh why didert youse hoopy ****s not demolish those ****house dwellers who beat youse on satdee?
8. Skirt wearing bellends

[kel_]

Youse can ignore Judd, Danny. He's not a real paddy, ATAF.

WTF the **** edit

[alfinyalcabo]

goodbye

[Sir_Judd]

Youse can ignore Judd, Danny. He's not a real paddy, ATAF.

WTF the **** edit

**** youse, self soiled bad by Michael Jackson boy.

I've had spuds and everything.

I am a ****ing Irish genesis (8)

[kel_]

Your lies make me want to through up tbh.

[Sir_Judd]

Your lies make me want to through up tbh.

Daki ****

[kel_]

Your lies make me want to through up tbh.

Daki ****[/quote]

You ****in racist white ****,

[Sir_Judd]

Your lies make me want to through up tbh.

Daki ****[/quote]

You ****in racist white ****,[/quote]

How am I when I ofn't even got a race what'll of me?

#diluted

[DannyBhoy]

This is a warmer welcome than I could ever have dreamed of.

It won't be long till we're all friends.

[tazzydjr]

One question Danny when are The Mighty Dale gonna get our friendly against you Bhoys 3/4 seasons on and it's still not happened

I think you hoops are scared of being beaten by The Mighty Dale at Fortress Spotland

SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS YOUR HAVING A LAUGH (8)

[DannyBhoy]

One question Danny when are The Mighty Dale gonna get our friendly against you Bhoys 3/4 seasons on and it's still not happened

I think you hoops are scared of being beaten by The Mighty Dale at Fortress Spotland

SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS YOUR HAVING A LAUGH (8)

The word on the street up here is we were using the Champions League this season as preparation to face the artistry of Rochdale's dazzling forward, Scott Hogan, but it was mentioned that if Neymar can score a hat trick into us, what could Hogan do? The decision was taken that we are better off leaving it.

It could ruin our confidence forever.

[Sir_Judd]

One question Danny when are The Mighty Dale gonna get our friendly against you Bhoys 3/4 seasons on and it's still not happened

I think you hoops are scared of being beaten by The Mighty Dale at Fortress Spotland

SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS YOUR HAVING A LAUGH (8)

The word on the street up here is we were using the Champions League this season as preparation to face the artistry of Rochdale's dazzling forward, Scott Hogan, but it was mentioned that if Neymar can score a hat trick into us, what could Hogan do? The decision was taken that we are better off leaving it.

It could ruin our confidence forever.[/quote]

Ye cannae even win in Glasgae, ye shower of priest's spunk.

[chalky-ncfc]

Oi, Danny GhayBhoy, let's get things into perspective.

I'm the resident left footed IRA scumbag round these parts, so careful how you ****ing well tread or the nutting squad will blow your mhanky ****ing kneecaps off of.

So, the proper questions are:

1. How many altar boys have you done?
2. You ginger haired ****
3. Who were your favourite pope?
4. You buckfasted ****stain
5. Has Paddy McCourt ever been round your tenement for his tea?
6. You Tennants infested ****stabber
7. Why oh why didert youse hoopy ****s not demolish those ****house dwellers who beat youse on satdee?
8. Skirt wearing bellends

Its no wonder that we dont get new posters on here :blue:

[Sir_Judd]

Oi, Danny GhayBhoy, let's get things into perspective.

I'm the resident left footed IRA scumbag round these parts, so careful how you ****ing well tread or the nutting squad will blow your mhanky ****ing kneecaps off of.

So, the proper questions are:

1. How many altar boys have you done?
2. You ginger haired ****
3. Who were your favourite pope?
4. You buckfasted ****stain
5. Has Paddy McCourt ever been round your tenement for his tea?
6. You Tennants infested ****stabber
7. Why oh why didert youse hoopy ****s not demolish those ****house dwellers who beat youse on satdee?
8. Skirt wearing bellends

Its no wonder that we dont get new posters on here :blue:[/quote]

And what the **** is that cock up arse FannyBhoy then?

[chalky-ncfc]

Are you drunk?...

[DannyBhoy]

One question Danny when are The Mighty Dale gonna get our friendly against you Bhoys 3/4 seasons on and it's still not happened

I think you hoops are scared of being beaten by The Mighty Dale at Fortress Spotland

SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS YOUR HAVING A LAUGH (8)

The word on the street up here is we were using the Champions League this season as preparation to face the artistry of Rochdale's dazzling forward, Scott Hogan, but it was mentioned that if Neymar can score a hat trick into us, what could Hogan do? The decision was taken that we are better off leaving it.

It could ruin our confidence forever.[/quote]

Ye cannae even win in Glasgae, ye shower of priest's spunk.[/quote]

XD XD XD

Where are you from?

[Sir_Judd]

Are you drunk?...

Not tonight. I've no intention of ****ing the wife.

[Sir_Judd]

One question Danny when are The Mighty Dale gonna get our friendly against you Bhoys 3/4 seasons on and it's still not happened

I think you hoops are scared of being beaten by The Mighty Dale at Fortress Spotland

SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS YOUR HAVING A LAUGH (8)

The word on the street up here is we were using the Champions League this season as preparation to face the artistry of Rochdale's dazzling forward, Scott Hogan, but it was mentioned that if Neymar can score a hat trick into us, what could Hogan do? The decision was taken that we are better off leaving it.

It could ruin our confidence forever.[/quote]

Ye cannae even win in Glasgae, ye shower of priest's spunk.[/quote]

XD XD XD

Where are you from?[/quote]

Dakistan via Kells, Co. Meath

[DannyBhoy]

Well, we may let you stay, but you'll* of to fill in a questionnaire.

1. Scottish devolution. Yes or no?
2. Ale or lager?
3. Tazzy. **** or ****?
4. Moisturising has a place amongst men in 21st Century Britain. Discuss.
5. What is a predictocomp?
6. 999. The future or the past?
7. Bury or Rochdale?
8. There is no question 8
9. Defend the statement "Judd is my new best friend".
10. If it takes 12 (twelve) Scotsmen three (3) hours to dig a hole one foot deep, two feet long and two and a have feet wide, is it any wonder the country's in financial meltdown?

1. Yes
2. Lager
3. ****. Definitely a ****.
4. It does, if only for ****ing in the shower.
5. I have no idea, but I'm eager and willing to be educated.
6. The past.
7. Rochdale.
8.
9. Judd is a cracking guy, and any man with a ***** that size is to be admired and aspired to.
10. No, there's a fair nu

[moorlad]

Well, we may let you stay, but you'll* of to fill in a questionnaire.

1. Scottish devolution. Yes or no?
2. Ale or lager?
3. Tazzy. **** or ****?
4. Moisturising has a place amongst men in 21st Century Britain. Discuss.
5. What is a predictocomp?
6. 999. The future or the past?
7. Bury or Rochdale?
8. There is no question 8
9. Defend the statement "Judd is my new best friend".
10. If it takes 12 (twelve) Scotsmen three (3) hours to dig a hole one foot deep, two feet long and two and a have feet wide, is it any wonder the country's in financial meltdown?

6. The past.[/quote]

****ing geet botter.