How often...

[DannyBhoy]

Do you masturbate?

Pretty simple really, once a day, once a week?

[521buc]

When I was ****ager 6 times a day..why Danny..

But have to say its now broken..:blue: just like Pele..:D

[DannyBhoy]

When I was ****ager 6 times a day..why Danny..

But have to say its now broken..:blue: just like Pele..:D

If you're down in Glasgow for the final, buc, I'll sort you out with some of Pele's Pills.

B)

[521buc]

When I was ****ager 6 times a day..why Danny..

But have to say its now broken..:blue: just like Pele..:D

If you're down in Glasgow for the final, buc, I'll sort you out with some of Pele's Pills.

B)[/quote]


I am going down Danny..will certainly be in a bar or two..will you be in one of the gallowgate bars..

[Floppy_funbags]

We are ENGLISH and we do NOT do THAT sort of thing.

[DannyBhoy]

We are ENGLISH and we do NOT do THAT sort of thing.

Nonsense!

[DannyBhoy]

When I was ****ager 6 times a day..why Danny..

But have to say its now broken..:blue: just like Pele..:D

If you're down in Glasgow for the final, buc, I'll sort you out with some of Pele's Pills.

B)[/quote]


I am going down Danny..will certainly be in a bar or two..will you be in one of the gallowgate bars..[/quote]

Na mate, I'll be staying away from the area that day. B)

[just_joe]

We are ENGLISH and we do NOT do THAT sort of thing.

Some would say that's all you do.

Personally, I have so much gorgeous female company around me at Uni and in my social life that masterbation would be a total waste.

BTW, Dannybhoy is talking about self gratification in public, to be specific. It's a popular Glasgow pastime.

[Nevermore666]

Every night (it helps me sleep).

[jiltedjohn]

We are ENGLISH and we do NOT do THAT sort of thing.


What a load o' ****.

[kel_]

As often as possible tbf

[chalky-ncfc]

Is this all our new Scottish posters can bring to the site?...:blue:

[jiltedjohn]

Caber tossing is of national interest north of the border tbf.

[deezel]

I'll knock one off soon, reading the private eye and there's a piece about angela merkel incl photo

[DannyBhoy]

Does anyone else **** like **** with a hangover, until you have friction burns?

****, sometimes I pull it till all the comes out is a wee poof of air.

[ThisTimeNextYear]

I of heard that Chalky knocks one out whilst reading the obituary pages of off the local Nottingham Post. It could be just a rumour like.

[DannyBhoy]

I of heard that Chalky knocks one out whilst reading the obituary pages of off the local Nottingham Post. It could be just a rumour like.

If you had to put money on it, would you say it's true?

No smoke without fire, and such like?

[chalky-ncfc]

You will have to try a lot harder than that for me to bite Danny...;D