The Floods

[moorlad]

Can some **** tell them ****ing soft southern ****s from the Thames Valley that they live in houses. I thought one off of the ****ers were talking about ofing an enema on the ****ing wireless yesterday.

He said there were "water in my arse", I were so shocked I nearly had to stop the ****ing car.

By the way they should all stop ****ing whinging, what they're getting is **** all, my fence blew down last night.

[kel_]

Aye, another reason why being a southerner is ****.

Stick that up your ****, Frank.

[Pentridge]

Can some **** tell them ****ing soft southern ****s from the Thames Valley that they live in houses. I thought one off of the ****ers were talking about ofing an enema on the ****ing wireless yesterday.

He said there were "water in my arse", I were so shocked I nearly had to stop the ****ing car.

By the way they should all stop ****ing whinging, what they're getting is **** all, my fence blew down last night.

Mickey Flanagan is alive and well and living on the Moor!

It's lovely and sunny down here at the moment, I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.

RAM IT KEL!!!

[521buc]

It's shame for them having to suffer all that rain..

It's not been too bad up here..but Aberdeen can take rain for 40 days and 40 nights..

As Aberdeen is built on a hill we have 2 rivers at either side the Dee and the Don

So most of it goes away out into the sea thankfully..

Do feel sorry for them posh southerners..more rain on way..:?

[Floppy_funbags]

I drove down the M62 and M1 last neet and it were a bit hairy tbf. Three tipped up wagons (fortunately on t'other side) and the ones that were still upright were wobbling a bit.

[Nevermore666]

I don't know what all the fuss is about, I live beside a river, it's rained loads and were ok.

#smug****

[moorlad]

Aberdeen can take rain for 40 days and 40 nights.

Moorlass' brother's son had a babby last week, he has called it Noah which I thought were geet ace.

[521buc]

Aberdeen can take rain for 40 days and 40 nights.

Moorlass' brother's son had a babby last week, he has called it Noah which I thought were geet ace.[/quote]


That's a good.
I am still waiting to be a grandad but none of me daughters will oblige...

Yes with there boyfriends of course...no wise cracks..B)

[kel_]

Let me know if they need any help with that, Jimmy.

I'm quite prolific tbf.

[Floppy_funbags]

Let me know if they need any help with that, Jimmy.

I'm quite prolific tbf.

[kel_]

Let me know if they need any help with that, Jimmy.

I'm quite prolific tbf.[/quote]

EPIC FAIL, Kenny

[521buc]

Let me know if they need any help with that, Jimmy.

I'm quite prolific tbf.


:D :D :D

You will see my vegan daughter on Facebook Sarah Penelope she's certainly wacky mind you all the women in my family are..
She calls her flat the pink palace..nice eh..

[kel_]

Already have tbf.

I'm a fast worker too

[Floppy_funbags]

Heh, indeed.


I got distracted and now I of forgot how I were gan to corrupt it.

[moorlad]

Let me know if they need any help with that, Jimmy.

I'm quite prolific tbf.


:D :D :D

You will see my vegan daughter on Facebook Sarah Penelope she's certainly wacky mind you all the women in my family are..
She calls her flat the pink palace..nice eh..[/quote]

I don't think it's a good idea directing some off of these ****s to your daughter.

[521buc]

She's single..she batters them all after about 2 weeks..:blue: :?

[kel_]

She's a nice looking girl, Jimmy

[moorlad]

She's a nice looking girl, Jimmy

Aye, fortunately she takes after Mrs Jimmy.

[thelastrites]

Probably a reet minger.. Turns up with her own brown paper head bag

:D :D

[521buc]

She's a nice looking girl, Jimmy



Aye she's a good
Heart..

[kel_]

Probably a reet minger.. Turns up with her own brown paper head bag

:D :D

Oooh Millwall.

Are you PWOPA NAWTY?

[Floppy_funbags]

Ace, Danny Dyer is facking here. The fahking cahhhhhnt.