How fair-minded are spurs fans?

[pnethor]

If you got kidnapped by some foreign bandits while on holiday and due to all the cuts in the military budget the only option the government had was to send englands hardest man Danny Dyer to rescue you would you gracefully thank him once he'd battered the bandits, slung you over his shoulder and carried you to safety or would you be horrible to him cos he supports West Ham?

Sensible responses only please.

[danegee]

For one Dyer is not hard - not even the hardest on the Eastenders set - he pretends he is. He's outta custom house XD
My serious response is:
It would not happen as he hasn't got the b-ollocks to do so.
And I would not be horrible towards him cos he supports Ham Stew, I would console him, tell him somebody has to then rock him gently to sleep whispering the lullaby 'knees up muvva brahn" into his big ears.