danny

[gersforme]

wtf is it with you, you get a chance to represent scotland on the cambridge board and you post about "square sausage" :?

phuck off >:(

[DannyBhoy]

What you on about now, ya clown?

[DannyBhoy]

That board is my oasis of calm in a****st the madness of here.

Leave me alone.

:(

[chalky-ncfc]

Danny is just becoming climatised to posting on Cambridge mad,if I was you I would stay on here otherwise it will go downhill for you Danny lad..

Scots are tolerated on there but rarely considered one of the "in crowd",the only Scot I can think of that is Torro Rosso...

ive been posting on there for over a year and still not excepted because im not northern(England)don't swear,not a racist and most importly support Notts County who some of them see as a cardinal sin...

[DannyBhoy]

If Torro is the 'In' crowd then I want no part of it.

Guy's a Grade A weapon.

[chalky-ncfc]

He is their unofficial leader,he can do no wrong...

[gersforme]

can i be "excepted"? you phucking grammatical nightmare >:(

[DannyBhoy]

[quote="gersforme"? you phucking grammatical nightmare >:([/quote]

Chalky is brand new, be more welcoming to our southern friends, ya tadger. >:(

[gersforme]

phuck off danny, take it to your bedroom to consumate your love with our morris dancing guest

[chalky-ncfc]

Chalky is brand new, be more welcoming to our southern friends, ya tadger. >:(

Its the kind of thing that I expect to see on Cambridgemad tbf...

[DannyBhoy]

You better change your attitude, Sonny Jim.

>:(

[gersforme]

Chalky is brand new, be more welcoming to our southern friends, ya tadger. >:(

Its the kind of thing that I expect to see on Cambridgemad tbf...[/quote]

beat it ya mutant >:(

[chalky-ncfc]

Should that start with a capital B and then "you" mutant?...

Anybody can be pedantic,why are you so aggressive?...:?

[DannyBhoy]

Chalky is brand new, be more welcoming to our southern friends, ya tadger. >:(

Its the kind of thing that I expect to see on Cambridgemad tbf...[/quote]

beat it ya mutant >:([/quote]

You're letting yourself down.

It's not Chalky's fault you have a cleft lip and ginger hair.

[gersforme]

you're very gingerist danny, did a ginger lad steal your lunch money at school :?

[DannyBhoy]

you're very gingerist danny, did a ginger lad steal your lunch money at school :?

No. I once banged a burd with ginger hair, and on a clear day, if the wind is just right, I can still smell her honking phanny on my fingers.

[gersforme]

thats phucking disgusting danny, really


you ought to take a look at yourself mate

[DannyBhoy]

thats phucking disgusting danny, really


you ought to take a look at yourself mate

XD XD

Dry yer eyes.

[gersforme]

gingerphobe :(

[DannyBhoy]

gingerphobe :(

I took her home after the dancing, and she had a severe bout of 'Disco Phanny', if you've ever took lassies home after a night out you would know what I mean.

It was phucking rancid.

XD XD XD XD

I'm actually pishing myself laughing thinking about it. I don't know who was more embarrassed, me or her. Every thrust I did, lead to the most foul smell wafting up the covers.

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[gersforme]

grow up ffs mate


if i had hair i'd want ginger hair, they're the next revolutionary group :blue:

[Sconemeister1314]

Its officially a Lorne Sausage .

[gersforme]

lorne sausage is for weirdos and phanny merchants. no decent butcher would offer a pre packed one anyway

give me a steak pie anyday

[Mook1]

Some ginger burds are hot as f*ck, it would take more than a smelly f@nny to put me off, that's for sure.

Just call me Napoleon :D

[gersforme]

i must admit, the most reeking burd i ever took to bed came from paisley , she was phucking howling, but the durty basturd that i am, i went back for a second ryde just in case it was a fluke and the hot water was off or something, but to my horror she was even more minging :blue:

[DannyBhoy]

Its officially a Lorne Sausage .

Do you like the butchers' Lorne with the black pudding or haggis in the middle, Scone? The place I go to does it sensationally.

[Sconemeister1314]

Its officially a Lorne Sausage .

Do you like the butchers' Lorne with the black pudding or haggis in the middle, Scone? The place I go to does it sensationally.[/quote]


Aye its nice on a buttered (lurpack ) roll was a soft fried egg oan tap.

[DannyBhoy]

Its officially a Lorne Sausage .

Do you like the butchers' Lorne with the black pudding or haggis in the middle, Scone? The place I go to does it sensationally.[/quote]


Aye its nice on a buttered (lurpack ) roll was a soft fried egg oan tap.[/quote]

I don't like eggs.

:(

[Sconemeister1314]

Aye , i think you huv mentioned it before .