Preston North End.

[pnethor]

Hello Wiltshire bumpkinny types. I guess you're all mega excited about the visit of THE LILYWHITE SLEEPING GIANTS on saturday and are keeping your fingers crossed in the faint hope of your plucky lads managing a famous giant killing.

It ain't gonna happen but don't be sad just revel in all the great memories you will have of seeing one of the countrys most prestigeous clubs playing in front of you in the flesh.

But only one set of fans will be smiling at 5:00 on saturday.
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[pnethor]

And since i'm here heres a photo of me. You can print it out and put it on your wall to impress visitors or intimidate baliffs.

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[lazaat]

OMG you really are one ugly son of a bitch (if that is really you which i doubt)?

Well we are absolutely terrified of playing such a great team as PNE, we might as well call the game off now and give you the 3 points XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

Looking forward to playing you again next season B)

[pnethor]

I am deffo not ugly. I look like Curt Cobain and i am superb just like PNE. Be jealous wiltshire turnip farmer type chap, be very jealous B)

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[lazaat]

Oooh aarrr, i be very jealous. Are you going to the match? If so its going to be a long miserable journey home for you ;)

[dudley_saddler]

You say you look like Curt Cobain, is that before or after he blew his own head off with a shot gun?

[pnethor]

I think we all know that its before. I am 100% Hollywood.

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[callumbustop]

Do you lot still say things like "you buy one, you get one free, I say you buy one , you get one free" ?

[gaz1959]

I thought that Callum B) But then is he handsome enough.

Any roads to be welcoming to our honoured guest THOR I thought we should advise him of a drinking venue. Being he likes studded leather jackets and long hair, I suggest the Pink Rooms or The Mail Coach ;-)

[gaz1959]

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BE AFRAID! VERY AFRAID THOR!
;D

[callumbustop]

I thought that Callum B) But then is he handsome enough.

Any roads to be welcoming to our honoured guest THOR I thought we should advise him of a drinking venue. Being he likes studded leather jackets and long hair, I suggest the Pink Rooms or The Mail Coach ;-)

Good choice Gaz!!

[paderbornclaret]

You say you look like Curt Cobain, is that before or after he blew his own head off with a shot gun?

XD XD XD Dudders brilliant.

One thing about us not playing the Knob Enders these days is the fact we don't have the pleasure of Thor's visits to CM anymore...enjoy the moment lads...he certainly does.

[alfinyalcabo]

What's the score Mr Thor ? :D :D

[Altobelli]

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Swindon Town 1 Preston North End 0

[dudley_saddler]

XD XD XD XD XD

[lazaat]

Where is Thor? Nowhere to be seen me thinks. The mighty Lillywhites were beaten by the Super Robins...see you next season Thor XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[gaz1959]

I wonder if he made it to Swindon's version of The Blue Oyster? No doubt he has so we won't see him posting till late tomorrow >:)

THOR! THOR! WHATS THE SCORE! (thanks Alto)

[BeneBoyBFCN58]

No Gaz, old mate, pnethor had it spot on when he said that "Only one set of fans will be smiling at 5:00 on Saturday". The only problem was that it was the very, very fine fans of Swindon Town FC who were doing the smiling!!! XD X-D XD X-D.

PS1 - Yes, pnethor is as ugly as that and:-

PS2 - pnethor - My better half is a PNE fan and my 3 kids were born in Preston. My 3 kids are fanatical Clarets fans, so I brought them up right, and I am stuck with the wife!!!

Good luck for the rest of the season, and I mean that.

[lazaat]

Thor has taken some stick on the Town End Forum. We are still waiting to hear back from you Thor XD - view external link (http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=53991.0)

[gaz1959]

HELLO Mr Nut 58 good to see you and bow to your insightful observation, of course Thor knew that one winner would be The Robins. I hope your good lady was not too disapointed yesterday. We are indeed crap with an odd good day and yestrday was an odd day.

Laz thanks for that link and it is good to see the town end forum embracing Thor in some great humurous posts
Great read!

[paderbornclaret]

Must admit...had a little giggle when the goal went in, which turned into full blown laughter at full time.

[callumbustop]

Name change to Pist on North End