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Markovitch
25-03-2014, 12:10 PM
To improve the level of culture here for you ****s I am initiating a bible quote of the day, blue cheese on steak, dear God.
Today Galatians 4:6 Because you are his sons, God sent the Spirit of his Son into our hearts, the Spirit who calls out, "Abba, Father."
Hopefully a bit of God bothering will do us for tonight when we play the mighty big budget Shrewsbury. Lets hope we can smite them to ****

Sir_Judd
25-03-2014, 01:20 PM
God is a ****.

tapped
25-03-2014, 01:29 PM
" Blessed are they that expect nothing, for they
shall not be disappointed "... Dale/Berry Fans obv

**** : chapter 7 verse 12

moorlad
25-03-2014, 02:03 PM
God is a ****.

An ****, to be fair. Is that the book off of Job or summat?

Sir_Judd
25-03-2014, 02:11 PM
God is a ****.

An ****, to be fair. Is that the book off of Job or summat?[/quote]

Youse need to read that 6 times an day.

moorlad
25-03-2014, 02:30 PM
God is a ****.

An ****, to be fair. Is that the book off of Job or summat?[/quote]

Youse need to read that 6 times an day.[/quote]

Heh, arfs.

postmanpete
25-03-2014, 03:26 PM
Jesus Wept.

just_joe
25-03-2014, 03:27 PM
I was out walking in the woods one day and GOD appeared and told me to write down the one true testament, so I did. It's called the "Book of Joe" and it'll be available on amazon.co.uk soon, at the bargain price of 9 pounds and 99 pence.

In addition to talking about how women need to offer themselves to Joe and how Joe is to be revered and obeyed, and all that, it also clearly stipulates that if one is of good taste that one will relish the ribeye steak served rare with a blue cheese butter sauce and that anyone who doesn't is a prize dildo. :D