A poem.

[ozfan]

I once had a dog called bingo
Some say he resembled a dingo
I couldn't see that as I fed him a cat
He doesn't even speak their lingo.

It's late :D

[bongosdad]

XD XD

[Exiledvillan]

There once was a puppy called Bingo
Who was bought by an aliend Bongo
Their time wasn't bitter
Two runts of their litter
Cos Bingo was house-training Bongo(sdad)

Tis a Limerick not a poem, but couldn't resist after Bongosdad questioned on the other thread whether his pup was the runt of the litter.

[NuclearDevice]

You may not like
the things we do
Only idiots ignore the truth

You may not like
the things we say
What's the difference, anyway?

It's easy to
lay down and hide
Where's the warrior without his pride?

We're gonna move real good
We're gonna dress so fine
It's dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog
Leapfrog the dog
And brush me, daddy-o

It makes me proud,
so proud of you,
I see innocence shining through...

[MissWinnie]

XD :D A gold :star: each for our two Villa Mad poet laureates. Very funny.

And an Antishly good quote from Nuclear. I had to look it up, Nuc! :D

[ozfan]

There was a young ladyd Winnie
who wore very little else but a pinny
she said I like to cook
I said I like to look
So I did and came over all giddy

[ozfan]

There was a young mand Arran
who's optimism had run barren
He said with a scream
Lambart's a queen
from now on I'll just call him Karen.

[MissWinnie]

There was a young man called Ozfan
Who had pecs that Win liked to scan
She said don't be a tease
You can rip that singlet with ease
And show off your Aussie bronzed tan.




Ok. At least I tried. :D I think I'll leave the poetry to Mr Smarty Pants Laureate. ;D

[NuclearDevice]

There was a yound dadd Bongo
Who searched for yeti in Congo
It was plain to see
That the lad from Swansea
Would have more luck playing the Banjo

On his return to Blighty did Bongo
Take in a mutt pretty Pronto
Hed her Rosie
Took her back o'er the sea
Now all she eats is fresh Mango

[ozfan]

Ha! brilliant you two. :D

[MissWinnie]

Yes, top marks, Nuc! :star: .

Come on Oz, entertain us with some more. I'm thinking ... Yubby and grubby ... :D

[yubbywelch]

everyone wants to be ;D

[ozfan]

There is a young mand Yubby
Some say he's a bit of a tubby
He said that's not fair
It's mostly body hair
and that bit's just a bit grubby.

[NuclearDevice]

There was a young camperd Welchy
Whose tent after rain got quite squelchy
Grabbed a beer from the eskie,
English best bitter, how pesky !
Thirst quenched, he let out a loud belchy.

:) :)

[MissWinnie]

XD Ha ha! Love them! :D

[yubbywelch]

Very good gentleman

2 x 8/10's

[yubbywelch]

By the way I'm not fat, I've got big stomach bones.

[VillaRosie]

Apologies in advance I have gone down the Tubby Yubby route but I have said young man so I hope that makes amends :D


There was a young mand Yubby
Whose stomach grew exceedingly tubby
Sister Winnie feared the worst
that he was about to give birth
But relieved to find out he was just very chubby

[yubbywelch]

Young, I'll take that. XD

[MissWinnie]

Excellent, Rosie! :star:

Yubbs, you're just going to have to start sharing those Tim Tams with me. Don't want any more little old ladies offering you a seat on the train. ;D

[yubbywelch]

If only people new the truth

[ozfan]

If only people new the truth

Well it's now been confirmed a third time with Rosie's endorsement.

You are now chubby yubby.

I like it. I like it a lot.

[yubbywelch]

Well there is a lot of me to like.

You can all picture me as the character portrayed by Weird Al Yankavich in the song clip.

I'm fat.