Well, it's 12:11 here

[Sir_Judd]

and I've **** all better to do than tell the ****ing time.

[moorlad]

and I've **** all better to do than tell the ****ing time.

Posted at 12:12, you ****ing clown.

[moorlad]

And I of plenty off of better things to dee than watch the time.

[Sir_Judd]

and I've **** all better to do than tell the ****ing time.

Posted at 12:12, you ****ing clown.[/quote]

It weren't when I started the ****ing typing, then I got the first of my multiple daily hard ons, causing quite a stir among the plethora of nubile college bints stretching all the way down the driveway of my gated mansion.

[John_Ridley]

Time to gan down The Salmon for a reccy. And an have.

[moorlad]

Time to gan down The Salmon for a reccy. And an have.

Instead youse could gan for an motorcycle ride and "chill" for an bit, if youse of an big fridge I suppose.

[Floppy_funbags]

Or maybe nip down the turnip farm and see how the serfs are doing.

[moorlad]

Or even refuse to offer Tazzy an job at any off of your millions off of establishments around the world.

[Sir_Judd]

Or maybe nip down the turnip farm and see how the serfs are doing.

or the equivalent of turnips.

[kel_]

I'm working in the office the day and the morra and I of only just managed to post due to the office bints fighting over my numerous hard-ons.

It's 13:57 now

[imtheboy]

Can I do an time update at 1035 tomorrow? Mind ewe it will probly be 1036 or 1037 as I like my morning dump round about then.

[moorlad]

Dee an 11:05 time check then, youse can of an leisurely dump then. Do youse gan to the crapper with an newspaper? I tend to take an book, it's the only room in the ****ing house where nee **** gans near if I'm in there.

[John_Ridley]

Just returned from The Salmon reccy.

And it's good news. There are four superb hoppy numbers on, which should be right up TTNYears alley.

One is that good, it may be gone by this evening (uses Nelson Sauvin and Galaxy hops - 2 off of my favourites), but its replacement will be just as good - Raw's 'Pacific Ghost'.

A bint complemented the landlord on the bints toliets.

[moorlad]

There must be cushions strewn around the ****ing spot or summat.

[Floppy_funbags]

Do we of to stay in there all neet? Just cos you like the ****ing hops?

[John_Ridley]

Maybe. The landlord didn't seem to know. He said he needed an dump so may use the Ladies for a change, as the Gents stinks.

[John_Ridley]

Do we of to stay in there all neet? Just cos you like the ****ing hops?

Up to youse where you gan.

TTNY mentioned he liked hoppy ales, hence my reccy just now. There's an nice stout on a all.

[imtheboy]

Dee an 11:05 time check then, youse can of an leisurely dump then. Do youse gan to the crapper with an newspaper? I tend to take an book, it's the only room in the ****ing house where nee **** gans near if I'm in there.

Thanks for cutting me an bit off of slack. The xtra 25 minutes could prove *****.

Yes, I do take an read into the toliet with me. If I get caught short with no reading material I even read the ****ing air freshener labels...

[Pentridge]

Do we of to stay in there all neet? Just cos you like the ****ing hops?

Up to youse where you gan.

TTNY mentioned he liked hoppy ales, hence my reccy just now. There's an nice stout on a all.[/quote]

Of they got any lager for Ken?

[moorlad]

Do we of to stay in there all neet? Just cos you like the ****ing hops?

Up to youse where you gan.

TTNY mentioned he liked hoppy ales, hence my reccy just now. There's an nice stout on a all.[/quote]

Of they got any lager for Ken?[/quote]

I thought Kenny were cured off of supping geet girly foreign lager out off of fancy vases. Has the geet botter reverted to type?

[John_Ridley]

Aye. I of heard rumours tbf.

[moorlad]

Aye. I of heard rumours tbf.

He'll be resplendent in full cravat regalia the neet then, if he's back on that. The reason he's gan to be late is 'cos off of his moisturising regime nowt to dee with ofing to play an couple off of ditties for the wireless.

[Floppy_funbags]

My only dalliances* with lager these days are a few cans off of Stella on rehearsal nights.

It's RAT **** all the way otherwise. Mind you I divvent know the actuals off of ****ing hops ffs.

[moorlad]

Here youse gan Kenny, no need to thank me.


NameCountryAlpha acid %
Admiral England13.5-16
Ahtanum U.S.5.7-6.3
Amarillo U.S.8-11
Apollo U.S.20-21
Bramling CrossEngland5.0-7.0
Brewer's GoldEngland7.1-11.3
Bullion England6.5-9
Cascade U.S.4.5-6
CentennialU.S.9.5-11.5
ChallengerEngland6.5-8.5
Chinook U.S.12-14
CitraA U.S.11-13
Cluster U.S.5.5-8.5
ColumbusU.S.14-18
Crystal U.S.3.5-5.5
Eroica U.S.9-12
First GoldEngland6.5-8.5
Feux-Coeur FrancaisAustralia3.1-5.5
Fuggle England4-5.5
Galaxy Australia14.9
Galena U.S.12-14
Glacier U.S.5.5
GoldingsEngland4-5.5
Green BulletNew Zealand11-14
GreenburgU.S.5.2
Hallertau / Hallertauer MittelfrAhGermany3.5-5.5
Herald England11-13
HerkulesGermany12.0-17.0
HersbruckerGermany3-5.5
Horizon U.S.11-13
Liberty U.S.3-5
Lublin Poland3-5
Magnum Germany10.0-12.6
Merkur Germany3.5-7.0
MillenniumU.S.15.5
Motueka N

[John_Ridley]

I appreciate what you are saying. But it's the hops, mainly, that define the taste of ale. So getting to know the hops that produce your* preferred taste is nothing out off of the ordinary.

You may off a preferred bass string manufacturer that produces just that depth of tone you seek. Or certain lipids in your skin products.

Most good brewers now display thes of the hops used in the brew on the pump clip, which is helpful.

[moorlad]

Once again Ridders is right.